The other day I bought some shaving gel that the supermarket had on closeout. It's supposed to help prevent razor bumps. Then in a different light, I realized the front of the tube shows a dark image of a smiling nigger! You can barely see it.
I didn't have the receipt anymore, and it was only $1, so I was just going to toss it. Then I had a better idea: I took some Wite Out and drew a little noose.