Sounds bad enough doing a gig in a niggerhouse, but a trashy niggerfied shark as well! You have my sympathies.

A long time ago, I worked at a place that had a mouthy, useless nigger that worked in the warehouse. His flapping twat of a mouth was always flapping. He especially got irked when we would go back there to grab something, which was way quicker than waiting for his lazy ass to go fetch it. One day we walked back and grabbed some PVC pipes for a job and the nigger gave us a dirty look, he acted like the warehouse was his private domain even though technically he works under us. He looked at us all grinch like and said "Go ahead. Move around then." (???)

So i picked up a broom that was leaning against the wall and put it up to my mouth like it was a microphone while grabbing my nuts with the other hand. I started jumping up and down like a (c)rapper while (in a niggery voice) yellin' "Move Around y'all! Move around y'all! Move around y'all!" Everybody in the place died laughing. Except the nigger. He didn't think that that was very funny.