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    Canya' fly with Kenya?

    You sure as hell won't once you read about Kenya Airlines flight 507 - title 'Stormy Cockpit'.
    An almost new 737 stalled and crashed (No survivors - human or otherwise) after its bank angle reached an extraordinary 34 deg. The pilot in command 'thought' the autopilot as ON (Duh) when if fact it wasn't so with no paws on the yokes a multi-million dollar, human designed 'State of the Art' machine was falling fast without any control. When dey beez see de mistake Pilot and F/O (both Niggers) each applied OPPOSITE inputs which (Duh) only made the situation worse. And Niggers are supposed to have invented Flyin' an sheeit?

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    This is just nuts! There's Typical Nigger Behavior, and then there's Extraordinarily Nigger Behavior.

    The Cameroon Civil Aviation Authority (CCAA) released its final report on the crash on 28 April 2010.[8] The investigation found that the aircraft departed without receiving clearance from air traffic control. The captain, who was the flying pilot, corrected a right bank several times after takeoff. After 42 seconds of flight, the captain indicated that he had activated the autopilot. The autopilot did not engage, nor was the message acknowledged by the copilot. The pilots did not notice that the aircraft was increasingly banking to the right, from 11° when the captain indicated that he had set the autopilot, to 34° when a bank angle warning sounded 40 seconds later. The captain then activated the autopilot, but his inputs on the controls led to a further increase in the bank angle. The aircraft pitched nose down after it reached a height of 2,900 feet (880 m) with a 115° right bank. The two pilots used opposite and conflicting control inputs to attempt to recover the aircraft. The aircraft crashed at 287 knots (532 km/h; 330 mph), at 48° down pitch and 60° right bank.[9]
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    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Years ago, the South Africans replaced the 14 white devils who operated the country's largest power plant, which
    generated one third of their electricity. Only 6 of the 14 "engineers" had shown up one day, but 5 were "out-to-
    lunch", with one left to keep an eye on the $95 million dollar GE steam turbine. He decided to "take a shower",
    while the turbine went into an over speed condition, for a lengthy period of time, until it finally self destructed.
    GE's estimate for building a replacement was 9 months. Not sure if they bothered.

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    [QUOTE=Ray Cizzums;175309]Years ago, the South Africans replaced the 14 white devils who operated the country's largest power plant, which
    generated one third of their electricity. Only 6 of the 14 "engineers" had shown up one day, but 5 were "out-to-
    lunch", with one left to keep an eye on the $95 million dollar GE steam turbine. He decided to "take a shower",
    while the turbine went into an over speed condition, for a lengthy period of time, until it finally self destructed.
    GE's estimate for building a replacement was 9 months. Not sure if they bothered.
    [/QUOTE

    The most surprising thing here is... a black actually taking a shower...

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    Well fly with Dela then. Read about Stephon Jamar Duncan, an off duty flight attendant.... google the name for current news...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    Years ago, the South Africans replaced the 14 white devils who operated the country's largest power plant, which
    generated one third of their electricity. Only 6 of the 14 "engineers" had shown up one day, but 5 were "out-to-
    lunch", with one left to keep an eye on the $95 million dollar GE steam turbine. He decided to "take a shower",
    while the turbine went into an over speed condition, for a lengthy period of time, until it finally self destructed.
    GE's estimate for building a replacement was 9 months. Not sure if they bothered.
    Some years ago I met a big (6ft 4in) Scot who had been a manager/overseer in the South African mines recalling him telling me that when one designed a machine or outlined a particular procedure it had to be made 100% 'Kaffa proof' which meant that not even the dumbest of Niggers couldn't screw it up so I guess the GE turbine was an exception. Although he was a no nonsense, 'Hard boiled' guy he used to put his hand on my shoulder and say in a quiet, earnest almost fatherly manner, 'Jay - don't ever think they are the same as us'.

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    Niggers should only be allowed to operate simple machinery such as brooms, rakes, shovels, and possibly a manual post hole digger.

    Nothing with moving parts.


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    Niggers can't even fly paper airplanes.
    https://imgur.com/g3u2gkk < That's the .gif of the nigger electrocuting itself that I had on the original site years ago.

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    A Delta flight attendant makes today's news.
    Had to be held down by passengers till emergency
    Landing. Tried to open door in flight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    A Delta flight attendant makes today's news.
    Had to be held down by passengers till emergency
    Landing. Tried to open door in flight.
    Although you didn't say say so (no need I guess) I inferred it could only be a Nigger and sho' nough the perp. Stephon Duncan is 100% Apus Afreakaanus.
    After being removed from the aircraft it was taken to a human hospital where it complained of 'Chest Pains' and was being assessed for 'Mental health issues' even though it is, well, a Nigger ape.
    As a U.S Marine was one of the passengers who helped restrain it I wouldn't be surprised if some other Nigger passenger (No. 57?) says he heard him sayin' - 'Ahh cain't breeve!' so don't rule out a compo. claim for $27 or so million.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    He decided to "take a shower",
    while the turbine went into an over speed condition, for a lengthy period of time, until it finally self destructed.
    GE's estimate for building a replacement was 9 months. Not sure if they bothered.
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    The most surprising thing here is... a black actually taking a shower...
    That was just its excuse for a muh dikk break (maybe self muh dikk if no DL buddies or a ho were around).
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full clip View Post
    Although you didn't say say so (no need I guess) I inferred it could only be a Nigger and sho' nough the perp. Stephon Duncan is 100% Apus Afreakaanus.
    After being removed from the aircraft it was taken to a human hospital where it complained of 'Chest Pains' and was being assessed for 'Mental health issues' even though it is, well, a Nigger ape.
    As a U.S Marine was one of the passengers who helped restrain it I wouldn't be surprised if some other Nigger passenger (No. 57?) says he heard him sayin' - 'Ahh cain't breeve!' so don't rule out a compo. claim for $27 or so million.
    Stephon Jamar Duncan. When I saw the initial news reports, there were videos, but showing the white guy who went crazy the other day and had to be restrained. He was arrested and carted off to jail, like he should have been, and there were no "mentally ill" excuses.

    Something should be done to this ass-rammed nigger so it never feels like smiling again, but I think you're right, it'll get a big settlement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Full clip View Post
    Although you didn't say say so (no need I guess) I inferred it could only be a Nigger and sho' nough the perp. Stephon Duncan is 100% Apus Afreakaanus.
    After being removed from the aircraft it was taken to a human hospital where it complained of 'Chest Pains' and was being assessed for 'Mental health issues' even though it is, well, a Nigger ape.
    As a U.S Marine was one of the passengers who helped restrain it I wouldn't be surprised if some other Nigger passenger (No. 57?) says he heard him sayin' - 'Ahh cain't breeve!' so don't rule out a compo. claim for $27 or so million.

    Will be very interested to follow the disposition of this case!

    Will nigger puffing all inclusive Delta Airlines keep this jabobba on after it cost the airline tens of thousands of dollars, or shit can its useless monkey ass making a note not to puff nigger dick so hard as they have in post Curious "Dindu Nuffin" George Fentanyl Floyd ahhh cain't breeve era?

    Niggers are always causing problems... even at 38,000 feet!


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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
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    Quote Originally Posted by Full clip View Post
    You sure as hell won't once you read about Kenya Airlines flight 507 - title 'Stormy Cockpit'.
    An almost new 737 stalled and crashed (No survivors - human or otherwise) after its bank angle reached an extraordinary 34 deg. The pilot in command 'thought' the autopilot as ON (Duh) when if fact it wasn't so with no paws on the yokes a multi-million dollar, human designed 'State of the Art' machine was falling fast without any control. When dey beez see de mistake Pilot and F/O (both Niggers) each applied OPPOSITE inputs which (Duh) only made the situation worse. And Niggers are supposed to have invented Flyin' an sheeit?

    The bank angle actually reached 115 degrees! Someone on YT makes crash recreations step by step and did this one. I don't think the niggers could have screwed up worse even if they had tried. The autopilot had more sense. I truly think two chimps in the cockpit could have done better.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coon Club Road View Post
    "And possibly a manual post hole digger".
    That's a nigger with a PHD. Most fail miserably when trying to use such advanced equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    The bank angle actually reached 115 degrees! Someone on YT makes crash recreations step by step and did this one. I don't think the niggers could have screwed up worse even if they had tried. The autopilot had more sense. I truly think two chimps in the cockpit could have done better.
    Speaking of which, here's a flight that I would have faked a heart attack to GTF off of.

    https://news.delta.com/two-african-a...s-make-history

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    As for the 2010 Koonya Ape-lines flight 507 crash, you can be sure muhdick was involved. In the mid-1980's, a friend was in religious work, assigned to East Ape-freek-kah. One day he had to take a flight from Nairobi, Koonya, to Kampala, Ape-ganda, on Air Uganda. Anyway, when my friend saw the plane, it was a 1930's vintage DC-3 prop job. With much fear, he boarded. They took off late (niggers!), and as they were passing Mount Kenya, the plane was literally rocking in the air. Suddenly the door between the passenger compartment and the cockpit flew open. The 2 sheboon stewardesses had their skirts rolled up and were straddling the nigger 'pilot' and nigger 'copilot', ready for muhdick. One of the sheboons jumped up, laughing its despicable head off, shut the door, and the plane went rocking on. This exact scenario repeated twice more during the flight. My friend says that an Arab rump-lifter sitting next to him on the flight, with a turban on its goat-raping head, had its face buried in the barf bag the entire flight. When they finally landed in Kampala, the rump-lifter literally bowed to the ground and kissed the pavement. My friend decided to take the bus for the return trip to Nairobi. Wonder why. I guess he preferred to risk TNB on the ground than in the clouds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimp Detester View Post
    As for the 2010 Koonya Ape-lines flight 507 crash, you can be sure muhdick was involved. In the mid-1980's, a friend was in religious work, assigned to East Ape-freek-kah. One day he had o take a flight from Nairobi, Koonya, to Kampala, Uganda, on Air Uganda. Anyway, when he saw the plane, it was a 1930's vintage DC-3 prob job. With much fear, he boarded. They took off late (niggers), and as they were passing Mount Kenya, the plane was rocking in the air. Suddenly the door between the passenger compartment and cockpit flew open. The 2 stewardesses had their skirts rolled up and were straddling the 'pilot' and 'copilot', ready for muhdick. One of the sheboons stood up, laughing its despicable head off, shut the door, and the plane went rocking on. This exact scenario repeated twice more during the flight. My friend says that an Arab rump-lifter sitting next to him, turban on its goat-raping head, had its face buried in he barf bag the entire flight. When they finally landed in Kampala, the rump-lifter literally bowed to the ground and kissed the pavement. My friend decided to take the bus for the return trip.

    So you're thinking in the original Flight 507 case that the two hypersexual monkeys were maybe pulling and jerking the wrong sticks in their confusion and haste for muh dik?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    So you're thinking in the original Flight 507 case that the two hypersexual monkeys were maybe pulling and jerking the wrong sticks in their confusion and haste for muh dik?
    Yup!

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    Who wants to fly on the "Governor's Aviation" Africoon airways? Looks good, with this "Head of Safety".

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