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    Panties on the Airplane

    Three large Sheboons were getting ready to take a plane trip for The very first time.

    The first coon said, "I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum hot pink panties beefoe' I gets on dat plane.'

    "Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two axed.

    The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane go down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna finds me furse".

    The second spook said, "Well, then I'ze a-gonna wear me some Floe resant orange panties".

    "Why you gonna wear dem"?the others axed.

    The spook answered, "Cause if dis hare plane be goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me furse".

    The third shine say, Well, I ain’t gonna wear no panties...

    "What"? "No panties"? the others axed in disbelief!

    The third shine say, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.
    I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box furse"!


    N.A.A.C.P.
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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    I'll give you this much: It's pretty rare that someone tells a nigger joke that I haven't heard before. Double score for the nausea factor.
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    What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
    An inmate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
    An inmate!

    Reminds me of the old nigger joke... if a light skinned nigger and a dark skinned nigger are in a cop car, who's driving?

    The Cop!


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    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
    An inmate!
    And I guess you would call a nigger who does all of the the above a 'CHIMPMATE'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MightyWhite View Post
    And I guess you would call a nigger who does all of the the above a 'CHIMPMATE'.
    Just another nigger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post

    I'll give you this much: It's pretty rare that someone tells a nigger joke that I haven't heard before. Double score for the nausea factor.
    Why do niggeresses wear short skirts and no underwear at picnics?

    To keep the flies off the chicken!
    We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sandman View Post
    Why do niggeresses wear short skirts and no underwear at picnics?

    To keep the flies off the chicken!

    Ewwww.... just ewwwww!


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    = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
    N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What do you call a nigger that doesn’t rob/steal/carjack,sleeps in the same bed every night,doesn’t collect welfare,rape white women or smoke crack?
    An inmate!
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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