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Trustee
Senior Corrections Officer
EXTREME EYEBLEACH Let's Play "what happened here?"
This nigger:
This image has been around for a while and damned if I can find a story behind it so I thought, let's make one up.
In my world, this nigger was slithering around a construction site late night looking to boost some Makita or Milwaukee gold. Someone tipped off the PoPo and the chase was on.
Hauling ass and not noticing because it was night, I'd like to think it dropped into a prepped footing that hadn't been poured yet and impaled itself, brains-first.
To make it an even better story, I hope it had to languish in agony there until the local FD could cut the rebar loose.
Could have happened and just as plausible as anything else.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
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Damn, dude! That story is no shit, exactly what I was thinking - rebar up the nutsack during commitment of monkeyshines.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Corrections Officer
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Senior Trustee
Sergeant
Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
This nigger:
This image has been around for a while and damned if I can find a story behind it so I thought, let's make one up.
In my world, this nigger was slithering around a construction site late night looking to boost some Makita or Milwaukee gold. Someone tipped off the PoPo and the chase was on.
Hauling ass and not noticing because it was night, I'd like to think it dropped into prepped footing that hadn't been poured yet and impaled itself, brains-first.
To make it an even better story, I hope it had to languish in agony there until the local FD could cut the rebar loose.
Could have happened and just as plausible as anything else.
Or maybe some down low activity that went horribly wrong? That rebar looks like an ideal place to connect a mig welder.
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Trustee
Captain
At least Fire and EMS had a good laugh about serving up the nigger on a stick to the ER/ED staff!
20 Foods You Can Serve on A Stick.
https://www.hgtv.com/lifestyle/enter...stick-pictures
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Senior Trustee
Captain
This is what happens when you defund the poleese so no one shows up to cut the nigger off the rebar.
Guess they'll have to use a jack hammer now.
Or not. Who cares?
Anyway, he looks happy enough having it shoved up his ass, so they can just stick a bucket over it's head once it starts to stink. Or maybe a porta-shitter.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
... In my world, this nigger was slithering around a construction site late night looking to boost some Makita or Milwaukee gold...
One Liner Award Winner of the Day!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Administrator
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Rastus Nigger
Hopefully after what happened, the nigger couldn't! It would save the world from a bunch more niglets that produce more niglets that produce more niglets...
We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
Could be some Drill Company was taking examples for making its next commercial.
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Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
MightyWhite
Could be some Drill Company was taking examples for making its next commercial.
Hope those drills are carbide or diamond tipped to get through that burrs ball sack.
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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