Let’s start a charity called NFH (Napalm for Haiti)
Screw that!
Even the 87 octane is 3 bucks/gallon. Lets just fire up that HAARP weather modification antenna up in Alaska and send a CAT 5 hermuh-cain to wash them out to sea. The sharks will handle the cleanup for free.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.