What scents do niggers hate?

[zagnut]

I got a new pup, A black lab, and I'm trying to find a scent to keep him from pissing in a certain area. Then I thought if there was a scent to be put in a spray can that would keep niggers away from bus stops, bars, banks, bistros or roughly anyplace a human would like to congregate at. This may be a real challenge when you think of them huffing Jenkim for kicks. Think of the pretty blonde white women we could save by dousing their shoulder with a little coon be gone. Has anyone have any credible research?

[SC Anemia]

Soap

[Ted]

They soak they selfs in Wild Musk to mask their own stench around here so perhaps the foul smell of nigger filth is just as offensive to them as it is to us.

[LeeRoy Jenkums]

Any scent associated with working should suffice.

Btw, congrats on the lab. My lab is my absolute best friend.

[SC Anemia]

Maybe you could take work boots, an employment application, essence of blister & callus, a child support order and arrest warrant....toss that all into an industrial cuisinart and turn it into an aerosol. Might work, you never know.

[Rape Ape]

Soap, deodorant, freshly picked cotton, a well oiled bullwhip, among other things.
Their favorite scents are cocoa butter, kfc grease, and shit.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Capsicum AKA pepper spray.
Phenacyl Chloride AKA mace

[IseDaDiva]

[tweakstick]

Essence of work boots/gloves
Eau de toillet paper
Incense of DNA test
Sachet of child support payment checks

One could also use a decoy scent sprayed far away from where you want to be.

Mix one part each: blonde hair from a fat coalburner, crack, malt liquor, waddimelon, KFC grease, and losing scratch off tickets.

Put into a throwaway food processor and puree.

Be sure to spray some into the dispatcher's office at your local police station. By the time it realizes it's a setup and not the local nog night club, the cops should have noticed it's picture on the wall next to it.

[Buck Simian]

Does water have a smell?

[TheOrganGrinder]

Add fresh cut grass to the list.
Those fuckin things can't stand to cut their lawn.

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

Essence of work boots/gloves
Eau de toillet paper
Incense of DNA test
Sachet of child support payment checks

One could also use a decoy scent sprayed far away from where you want to be.

Mix one part each: blonde hair from a fat coalburner, crack, malt liquor, waddimelon, KFC grease, and losing scratch off tickets.

Put into a throwaway food processor and puree.

Be sure to spray some into the dispatcher's office at your local police station. By the time it realizes it's a setup and not the local nog night club, the cops should have noticed it's picture on the wall next to it.

[MineEvolved]

The scent of a freshly printed job application.