I know that it is difficult for most YTs to get into the spirit of MLK day, because we are hampered in that regard by things like scruples, morals and intelligence. So, to assist, I offer the following list of activities to celebrate this holiday:
(1) Go shoplifting with the kids.
(2) Got any problems with the neighbors? Then this is a great day to have a massive fight out on the lawn with them to establish the primacy of your tribe.
(3) Plagiarize something. Copy it from someone who actually did the research, and submit it as your own in furtherance of your career or to get a PhD.
(4) Get offended, and then claim that you are entitled to be compensated for your hurt butt. The more outlandish, the better.
(5) Flash mob. It's a fun group activity where you steal things, assault people and get on the news.
(6) Play with guns. It's not really MLK day until someone accidentally shoots himself or a family member. Extra points if you are driving and taking a video of yourself when it happens.
(7) Run from or argue with the police. The key to this fun activity is to ascertain what the police want you to do, and then do the opposite. Remember, you must insist that the police have no right to
stop you until they have proven to your satisfaction that you are guilty of a crime.
There are plenty more, but this should be enough to get a novice started.