White House reveals dinner menu for Biden state dinner with Kenyan president

[Whitey Ford]

First, we start off with a vintage malt liquor from St. Ides. Then 3 pieces of KFC extra crispy drizzled with Louisiana red hot sauce. Next, a chicken and waffles with a zesty govt cheese sauce sprinkled with marijuana nuggets. Next, take the food stamps off of the bottom of your plate and present them to the waiter. For dessert, he will present you with a dirty bowl of freezer burnt Thrifty ice cream scooped out of a half empty carton that was buried in the back of the freezer for like 5 years. Also, a Welch's grape drank spiked with codeine cough syrup. Bon Appétit, muhfuggas!

President Biden and first lady Jill Biden are preparing to host Kenya, the first African nation in nearly 14 years, for a state dinner Thursday at the White House, with a menu that includes lavish items like butter-poached lobster and a white chocolate basket with banana ganache, raspberries, peaches and candied lime zest.

The U.S. considers a state dinner as one of the most glamorous events organized by the White House for a visiting head of government or reigning monarch and has been used in the past to show diplomatic unity.

Biden invited Kenyan President William Ruto to the White House for a three-day state visit to recognize the East African nation as a major non-NATO ally.

Kenya is sending 1,000 police officers to Haiti as part of a U.N.-led effort to address the security crisis in the country. Kenya is also the first African nation since 2008 to be honored by the U.S. with a state visit.

Kenya is sending 1,000 police officers to Haiti! Talk about the blind leading the blind. But I bet the Koonyans will bring a lot of extra muh dik to hayshee. As if they need it.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/whi...nyan-president

[Jim Crow]

And after the dinner, for desert,Jill Biden will take out it’s false teeth, get down on its knees and smoke tootsie poles! Just how many licks does it take to get to center of a Tootsie pole?Doct-whore Jill knows!

[Ignatow]

I heard on NPR today that there will be collaboration with Kenya on technology, security, trade, etc. Technology? Oh I forgot, we wants the special Wakanda technology of Vibranium!

Seriously, what do click clacks have to offer? Muh dikk and stone age weaponry? It's laughable!

[CoonsЯus]

Maybe a cure for Aids ? This would be as simple as putting down all the niggers.

[Nigroids]

I actually read that as President William PUTO at first.

[Coon Town]

You forgot the appetizer of uncooked, recently killed nigger & YT meat.