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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
A feel good story
The other evening one of the local basketball- americans was walking on the other side of the street and knuckle dragged itself right into a yellowjacket nest. The refrigerator sized buck took off ooking, eeking and flailing it's monkey arms while attempting to run from the little yellow bastards. It made it about 20 feet before it's sagging pants fell down, causing it to fall right on it's hideous face. It got back up, clutching it's pants and ran down the block while still being divebombed by dozens of the flying jerks. Unfortunately, it happened so quick and I was laughing too hard to whip out my electronic leash to film it. Absolutely made my day! I feel I should sneak over to their nest and leave them a little treat for a job well done.
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Senior Trustee
Senior Corrections Officer
The icing on the cake would have been if Shitronius had been run over by a car or attacked by a pit bull
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Turd Ferguson
The other evening one of the local basketball- americans was walking on the other side of the street and knuckle dragged itself right into a yellowjacket nest. The refrigerator sized buck took off ooking, eeking and flailing it's monkey arms while attempting to run from the little yellow bastards. It made it about 20 feet before it's sagging pants fell down, causing it to fall right on it's hideous face. It got back up, clutching it's pants and ran down the block while still being divebombed by dozens of the flying jerks. Unfortunately, it happened so quick and I was laughing too hard to whip out my electronic leash to film it. Absolutely made my day! I feel I should sneak over to their nest and leave them a little treat for a job well done.
Outstanding!!
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Surprised than any creature would contemplate inserting itself into any nigger, wasps, bees and hornets included.
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
CoonsЯus
Surprised than any creature would contemplate inserting itself into any nigger, wasps, bees and hornets included.
Insects would get stds!!
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Senior Trustee
Major
Too bad the nigger didn’t bust it coconut head open on the sidewalk.
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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
Too bad the nog was not allergic. That would have been really funny...and satisfying.
Nigger: "Yo, dawg, lemee up in yo crib." Me: Stares in 12 gauge.