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    Nasty Sow boon gets off on telling how she got her sex toy STUCK in her sprog hole

    It's something this filthy sow thought the world needed to know...

    All we know is it needs to go back to the jungle and stick with bananas..

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex...x-toy-26375518

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    That thing should be back in the Congo, goring itself with a water buffalo horn.
    Meanwhile, a hyena takes advantage of her distraction, and her smelly carcass feeds the pack....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    That thing should be back in the Congo, goring itself with a water buffalo horn.
    Meanwhile, a hyena takes advantage of her distraction, and her smelly carcass feeds the pack....
    love your Ray Cizzum izzums

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    1962.
    Nigger buys a vibrator from a seedy porn shop in niggertown.
    Nigger shows up to military hospital to remove said device.
    Immediately it's chain of command is notified.
    Nigger is found unfit for military service at administrative board. Reason? Technical homosexuality since it was sex with a member of the same sex (self) and is labeled a sexual deviant.
    Nigger is given an administrative separation from service.

    2022
    Nigger buys a vibrator from duh innerwebz.
    Nigger turns it to 11 and gets it stuck in it's muh poozy.
    Nigger shows up to military hospital to remove said device.
    Immediately post entire story to tik tok, feces-spook, whirl starruh, and tells everyone she knows about the incident.
    Nigger is now internet famous and has it's ugly mug posted on international news sites making her entire unit, command, branch and country a complete laughing stock in front of the whole world.
    Nigger gets a promotion because it's still a nigger and is entitled to one.


    It took over 1200 years for Rome to fall. We don't even get to make it to our quarter millennial because - niggers.

    It's been nice knowing you guys.
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    Nigger sow ain’t got a high enough IQ to realize that some things are better left unsaid.Besides I thought monkeys used bannanas.

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    Ride'm nigger hoe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    It took over 1200 years for Rome to fall. We don't even get to make it to our quarter millennial because - niggers.

    It's been nice knowing you guys.
    I was thinking much of the same Tweak.

    Actually I'm calling BS on most of the story. We all know you could likely park an SUV in the Hell hole of any breeding aged sow (6 or older more or less) and we're supposed to believe a vibrator got stuck?

    Deserving mention, according to the article, miss Thang here is an commissioned officer in the Army. WTF? This is what passes for an officer in the Army these days? Yeah, nice knowing you guys is right. In the Corps, our officers conduct themselves with a tad more dignity. What the fuck happened to the Army?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greasemonkey View Post
    She could try a 30mm depleted uranium shell, probably won't touch the sides.
    The cannon that fires them probably wouldn't either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    I was thinking much of the same Tweak.

    Actually I'm calling BS on most of the story. We all know you could likely park an SUV in the Hell hole of any breeding aged sow (6 or older more or less) and we're supposed to believe a vibrator got stuck?

    Deserving mention, according to the article, miss Thang here is an commissioned officer in the Army. WTF? This is what passes for an officer in the Army these days? Yeah, nice knowing you guys is right. In the Corps, our officers conduct themselves with a tad more dignity. What the fuck happened to the Army?
    Well...
    Niggers... Niggers happened!

    Yeah, I call bullshit on the officer bit. British tabloids aren't exactly known for their fact checking and hard hitting excellence in journalism, but since it is only partially in uniform with no cover on it's nappy hayed to see it's rank, I can't say for sure. I would hope that at least the O's still would have a little bit more self control even when they're niggers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Well...
    Niggers... Niggers happened!

    Yeah, I call bullshit on the officer bit. British tabloids aren't exactly known for their fact checking and hard hitting excellence in journalism, but since it is only partially in uniform with no cover on it's nappy hayed to see it's rank, I can't say for sure. I would hope that at least the O's still would have a little bit more self control even when they're niggers.
    That thing is an officer, in the US Army ? God help us all if there's a war.
    It will get fragged a week after it arrives overseas....

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    Ain't even gonna click on this one, LOL. Sorry Niggertoe, I'm just gonna let my fellow chimpers take one for the team here. I'm already niggered out for the day. 🤣

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    no problem Moe , there's only so much niggerificness one can take

    Humans try to top previous achievements and make the world better.

    With niggers it's a constant race to the bottom, and the next nigger has to outnigger the first one to see who can go the lowest....

    Sometimes it makes you wanna chug a bottle of Pepto Bismol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC Anemia View Post
    I was thinking much of the same Tweak.

    Actually I'm calling BS on most of the story. We all know you could likely park an SUV in the Hell hole of any breeding aged sow (6 or older more or less) and we're supposed to believe a vibrator got stuck?

    Deserving mention, according to the article, miss Thang here is an commissioned officer in the Army. WTF? This is what passes for an officer in the Army these days? Yeah, nice knowing you guys is right. In the Corps, our officers conduct themselves with a tad more dignity. What the fuck happened to the Army?
    Exactly what I was thinking. Not even a watermelom would get stuck in a sow's nasty, reamed-out niglet launcher. I didn't watch the video - sows make me sick - but this never happened. It can't.

    Sows are the most depraved life forms on the planet!
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    Exactly what I was thinking. Not even a watermelom would get stuck in a sow's nasty, reamed-out niglet launcher.
    Actually, the field manual lists the caliber of her welfare baby cannon as : Watermelon, large
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    Quote Originally Posted by NiggertoeRidesAgain View Post
    no problem Moe , there's only so much niggerificness one can take

    Humans try to top previous achievements and make the world better.

    With niggers it's a constant race to the bottom, and the next nigger has to outnigger the first one to see who can go the lowest....

    Sometimes it makes you wanna chug a bottle of Pepto Bismol
    Well said, NT. While humans try to advance, and see that as progress, the nigs and their enablers see depravity and destruction as "progress" because everything worthwhile, like a functioning society and educated people, is YT culture and therefore the "debil" and "muh white supremacy!"

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    That foul cravass must be so wide they could have driven an excavator in there to get it... The excavator would have had to be scrapped thereafter, that's for sure..

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    maybe we could fill each plastic-muh-dik-stick with dynamite and send one to each and every sow in the nation as a dual nigger histree munf/woman's day ( yeah I know ) ' foot washing ' gift from whitey?
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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