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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
The algorithms don't lie! Try it before Google changes it.
Pure genius! Worth turning off "Block Site" for
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Answer is still "5" cause he'd pop a cap in yo' ass
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Originally Posted by
Bottle_of_Hate
A nigger visits China, and one day finds a Chinese man skipping rocks across a pond. The nigger asks "whatchou be doin"?
The Chinese guy says "this is a magic pond. If you skip a rock across the surface of the water, you will hear the names of your ancestors.
Here, I'll show you.”
So the Chinese guy skips a flat rock across the pond, and in the air you can hear "Mao Tse Tung". The nigger, fascinated, says "do it agains".
The Chinese guy picks up another rock, skims it across the water, and in the air you hear "Chou En Lai". The nigger is beside itself, like he just got a look at a blonde white girl. Then the nigger says "will it works fo me"?
The Chinese guy says "SURE, this is a magic pond. Anybody can hear the names of their ancestors by skimming a rock across the water.
So the nigger picks up a rock, skims it across the water, and then listens to the air around him.
And it hears "chim pan zee'.
On a more serious note? Never let an Asian touch you; we Americans think it's for good luck, in Asia it means they're giving you their demons. Don't accept their demons
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^^
Not sure where you heard that one, but I've never heard it and I've worked with plenty of them. To my knowledge, I have no demons. I could go down the street to the local Catholic church and drink some holy water though, if you think I need to make sure.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Last edited by jenkemfactory; 08-03-2021 at 05:47 PM.
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Originally Posted by
jenkemfactory
It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.
We know the world is messed up when Trump is convicted, Democrats steal the election so a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Sandman
It's a pity the nigger hasn't gotten IRL what happened to its movie character.
That really is orangutan jizm simpson.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_Gun
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A guy at work said to me " there's so many fucking Afghans coming now, Dodge are starting to sell camels ! "
made me laugh
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Originally Posted by
YT Rules
Why did the nigger cross the road?
Its muh-dikk was stuck in the chicken!
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Q. What's black and screams?
A. Harvey Price answering the iron.
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Did you hear that David Copperfield got AIDS?
Yeah, he was messing with Magic.
Nigger: "Yo, dawg, lemee up in yo crib." Me: Stares in 12 gauge.
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Duh las' names
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number
of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of
children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman
behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of
children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your
children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very
unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked
the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Worst case of suicide he'd ever seen
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 37 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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two niglet owner sows talking...
" yo baybee....him be teethin yet? "
" Yeah...only cell fones, wallets and purses "
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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One from the 80's
One from the 80's... first racist joke I learned. Have you heard it? Probably.
---------The car door--------
A Nigger, a Rabbi, and a Mexican were lost in the
desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down.
They decided to each take a piece of
the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Mexican took the
radiator, the Rabbi took the seat, and the Nigger took the
car door.
After a while of walking the Rabbi asked the Mexican "I'm
confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Mexican
responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid, Amigo."
Next the Nigger asked the Rabbi "Why did you bring the
seat?" The Rabbi said "Oy vey! If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the
sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the Rabbi asked the Nigger why he had chosen the car
door. The Nigger quickly responded to this question,
"Yo. So when it gets hot I cain roll down duh window."
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Black Flinstones
What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?
Niggers.
Why are there no black people on the Flinstones?
Because they were still apes back then.
What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?
Niggers.
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The Parrot
A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. "They're all over the fucking place."
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Black Neighbors
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor.
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How are black people and tornadoes similar?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
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I wouldn't dream of being racist towards my black neighbour....
I'd actually do it.
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I've always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a black
family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were
constantly being slammed, there was shouting and music was played at
full blast into the wee hours.
Despite trying all that, I still couldn't get that damn nigger family to
move out.
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Niggers on the road A
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What's a crying shame?
When you find out the bus had 3 empty seats.
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Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck.
Reverse-racism is when you back up.
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What do you call a nigger hitchhiker?
Stranded.
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Welfare office
A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his teenage nympho daughter. You'll have to drive her around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."
The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."
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