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Nakeyah gets her ass beat for axe-in to use the baffroom LOL
Dolton, Illinois- a lil' slice o' da muddaland right here in the U.S.A.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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Is that a NIGGER CLERK I SEE???
Well, I'm shocked. I simply can't believe that niggers are protesting nigger on nigger violence.
There must be a hidden YT somewhere that they will drop a suit on. Either that, or dey sail foams told them that the nigger behind the register was human.
I'm still willing to bet that there is another side to the story and I'm thinking that she didn't simply just loose control of her bladder. I'll bet a purple drank that she dropped trou and pissed on the floor right in front of this other nigger just to say "fuck you then" after he locked the door.
I'm sure they will find a YT owner or GM that they can blame and squeeze for a lotto ticket 'cause dat niggah jes doing what YT told him to do.
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
Is that a NIGGER CLERK I SEE???
Well, I'm shocked. I simply can't believe that niggers are protesting nigger on nigger violence.
There must be a hidden YT somewhere that they will drop a suit on. Either that, or dey sail foams told them that the nigger behind the register was human.
I'm still willing to bet that there is another side to the story and I'm thinking that she didn't simply just loose control of her bladder. I'll bet a purple drank that she dropped trou and pissed on the floor right in front of this other nigger just to say "fuck you then" after he locked the door.
I'm sure they will find a YT owner or GM that they can blame and squeeze for a lotto ticket 'cause dat niggah jes doing what YT told him to do.
Tru Dat!!
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
I'm still willing to bet that there is another side to the story and I'm thinking that she didn't simply just loose control of her bladder. I'll bet a purple drank that she dropped trou and pissed on the floor right in front of this other nigger just to say "fuck you then" after he locked the door.
That's some powerful juju you've got there. Being able to describe exactly what happened without being there. Like Miss Cleo, all psychic and shit.
I am kinda disappointed in the buck though. He had her on the ground, got the takedown, had her back and a little bruise on her arm is it? That's some weak ground & pound.
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Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
I am kinda disappointed in the buck though. He had her on the ground, got the takedown, had her back and a little bruise on her arm is it? That's some weak ground & pound.
Five plus inches of fat wrapped around an entire battle sow is the equivalent of 1/2 inch of Kevlar on a human. Plus, the chiggun grease makes it hard to grip them.
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
Five plus inches of fat wrapped around an entire battle sow is the equivalent of 1/2 inch of Kevlar on a human. Plus, the chiggun grease makes it hard to grip them.
I think you are onto something with the chiggin grease Tweak. I think it may act as an insulator against the electric whip which is why so may niggers are immune to it.
We do not have a gun problem in America, we have a nigger problem
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Originally Posted by
animal mother
I think you are onto something with the chiggin grease Tweak. I think it may act as an insulator against the electric whip which is why so may niggers are immune to it.
I'm not sure what the dielectric strength of chiggun grease is, but a close guestimation would be somewhere under silicon or mineral oil - which is 10-15 KV/mm with a dielectric constant (k) of around 2.5.
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That clerk could be some sort of breed from the middle east, but in any case, I applaud his efforts regarding
this fat, nasty sheboon. Who knows how many times the local niggers trashed the bathroom at that location.
They should keep a can of bear spray handy, which can slow down a buffarilla on a rampage, without making
headlines and riling up the rest of the herd.
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Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
They should keep a can of bear spray handy, which can slow down a buffarilla on a rampage, without making
headlines and riling up the rest of the herd.
That made me think of this groid from the Great Baltimore Bongo Party. They seasoned the bejeezus out of this shine. One of my fav's.
The coup de grāce of course was then how the other cop dragged it down backwards by its fur. Bwahaha.
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Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
That made me think of this groid from the Great Baltimore Bongo Party. They seasoned the bejeezus out of this shine. One of my fav's.
That is one of my all time favs! The evil look on that wild animal's eyes followed by the industrial pepper coating is just hilarious. I love the part when the cop grabs it by it's hayed snakes and drops it's face into the pavement. I hope he was wearing gloves.
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Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
That made me think of this groid from the Great Baltimore Bongo Party. They seasoned the bejeezus out of this shine. One of my fav's.
The coup de grāce of course was then how the other cop dragged it down backwards by its fur. Bwahaha.
That is comedy gold alright. They sure gave that schvugger some extra sauce.
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The gas station employee could have easily been in a situation similar to what my brother experienced several years back!!!
If you missed this the first time around, well worth the read for the entertainment value!
http://www.chimpout.org/forum/showth...hlight=Plunger
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
That made me think of this groid from the Great Baltimore Bongo Party. They seasoned the bejeezus out of this shine. One of my fav's.
The coup de grāce of course was then how the other cop dragged it down backwards by its fur. Bwahaha.
It's a shame he didn't snap that chicken eaters neck!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
The gas station employee could have easily been in a situation similar to what my brother experienced several years back!!!
If you missed this the first time around, well worth the read
the plumber retrieved a womans pair of underwear, about the size of a feed sack
Bwahahahaha
Helluva story, thanks for the link!
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Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
The gas station employee could have easily been in a situation similar to what my brother experienced several years back!!!
If you missed this the first time around, well worth the read for the entertainment value!
http://www.chimpout.org/forum/showth...hlight=Plunger
I remember that thread. The story was hilarious and we managed to somehow talk about shit for three weeks straight.
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I wouldn’t want a nigger using my baffroom either!
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
I remember that thread. The story was hilarious and we managed to somehow talk about shit for three weeks straight.
So you can easily see how the gas station employee chimped or lost his shit as he may have been assigned to the plunger and snake brigade!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
That's some powerful juju you've got there. Being able to describe exactly what happened without being there. Like Miss Cleo, all psychic and shit.
I am kinda disappointed in the buck though.
He had her on the ground, got the takedown, had her back and a little bruise on her arm is it? That's some weak ground & pound.
Well, in his defense, he started pounding her on the haid, so not much damage was done. At least the retarded sow escaped with her weave intact.
I think her asking to use the baffroom was a lie. We know that sows now feel fine with just pissing on the floor.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
The gas station employee could have easily been in a situation similar to what my brother experienced several years back!!!
If you missed this the first time around, well worth the read for the entertainment value!
http://www.chimpout.org/forum/showth...hlight=Plunger
I just read that for the first time. What to say about filthy sows taking hippo-sized dumps in someone else's property? It probably shit itself before getting there and after chowing down 10lbs of food at some chicken joint, so stuffed its giant, fouled underpants down the john.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."