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Who Fucked Up My Driveway?
When I poured my driveway a few years back, I poured curbs too.
My butthole is still sore from the extra expense, but it does give the driveway and front yard great "curb appeal".
Every spring I pressure wash the driveway and curbing, just to keep it bright. During the winter, especially after snowfalls, the curbs aquire a tire mark here and there, but it pressure washes right off.
I looked out a couple days after a thorough cleaning to admire my work of art and what do I see? Enough rubber on the curbs... in 3 places... to recap a tire!
Looks like a tractor trailer jackknifed there was so much rubber laid down!
I asked my kid when he got home from work WTF? Thinking him or one of his pals fucked up my fresh wash job.
He swore up and down he didn't do it and none of his friends had been by all week.
I suddenly remember Mrs.CCR received a couple of Amazon packages the day before.
I looked back to the archived doorbell footage and sure as shit, the second Amazon delivery truck nigger left (pulled off in nigger speak) like a pinball down the driveway!
Fucking ape couldn't drive! Was probably on its sail foam while playing with its Muh Dikk!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Senior Trustee
Major
And Amazon niggers won’t even own up to the damage they cause.I read about an Anazon she boon driver that left the Amazon van in neutral while it was delivering a package.Van rolled into house,damaged brick face and garage door.She-nigger just plucked the package down and hauled ass.If it wasn’t for the hidden camera that the white family had on the house, they wouldn’t have known how it happened.Anyway, they called Amazon and got a nigg customer representative.It told them to call their insurance company and Amazon would send them a $75 gift certificate. Of course the white family got a lawyer and is now going to sue Amazon.When will Amazon learn, you can’t substitute apes for humans?
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Trustee
Senior Corrections Officer
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
When will Amazon learn, you can’t substitute apes for humans?
The short answer there is never. It's cheaper for them to pay for all the chaos and destruction than it is to pay the whole fleet of drivers a decent wage.
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Super Moderator
Captain
Niggers are so goddamn stupid........ Useless species. Utterly useless.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Don't worry, jungle will give you a $10 gift card for that.
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h8whitelibtards
Chimpout Guest
Never buy from niggerloving amazon
Never buy from Amazon. Buy it straight from the online store or use walmart.com or ebay.com. Amazon gave $10M to BLM and other nigger causes.
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Captain
Originally Posted by
h8whitelibtards
Never buy from Amazon. Buy it straight from the online store or use walmart.com or ebay.com. Amazon gave $10M to BLM and other nigger causes.
Good to know. I need to discourage Mrs.CCR from ordering shit from Amazon.
The entertainment value is high though... every time they send an Amazon nigger, my camera doorbell announces "Amazon nigger at front door"!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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h8whitelibtards
Chimpout Guest
Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
Good to know. I need to discourage Mrs.CCR from ordering shit from Amazon.
The entertainment value is high though... every time they send an Amazon nigger, my camera doorbell announces "Amazon nigger at front door"!
Hahaha too funny.
By buying directly from the store (like Macy's or nutribullet for example), you get access to coupons that you generally would not get on Amazon. They also offer discounts on products that Amazon doesn't offer. I've bought electronics and grills (the kind you BBQ on) directly from the websites rather than Amazon and saved a bunch.
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Trustee
Corrections Officer
This video seems appropriate here. TNB of Amazon delivery.
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Senior Trustee
Major
Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
The short answer there is never. It's cheaper for them to pay for all the chaos and destruction than it is to pay the whole fleet of drivers a decent wage.
They must get sued a lot.Because their incompetent chimps do cause a lot of damage.So it may not be cheaper to hire chimps in the long run.But it makes Amazon politically correct and large corporations seem to care more about being politically correct than anything else.
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Captain
I try to tell delivery nigger he got the wrong bell. He didn't understand. I'm like address on this label is number 3. I'm number 1. He didn't understand. I physically points to door bell number. He didn't understand. Lazy nigger only press one of the bells for delivery. He is consider a good nigger LOL. cause the rest don't even bother with ringing bell. Just throw your package on stoop.
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Captain
Originally Posted by
h8whitelibtards
" ... grills (the kind you BBQ on) ... "
No worries H8... I would have never thought you were ordering up some gold teef!!!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Captain
Originally Posted by
SGT@Arms
This video seems appropriate here. TNB of Amazon delivery.
Yep... that's about right! Instead of taking out the hoop it tried grass driving but the curbing stopped it!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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h8whitelibtards
Chimpout Guest
Originally Posted by
Coon Club Road
No worries H8... I would have never thought you were ordering up some
gold teef!!!
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
coon club road
when i poured my driveway a few years back, i poured curbs too.
My butthole is still sore from the extra expense, but it does give the driveway and front yard great "curb appeal".
Every spring i pressure wash the driveway and curbing, just to keep it bright. During the winter, especially after snowfalls, the curbs aquire a tire mark here and there, but it pressure washes right off.
I looked out a couple days after a thorough cleaning to admire my work of art and what do i see? Enough rubber on the curbs... In 3 places... To recap a tire!
Looks like a tractor trailer jackknifed there was so much rubber laid down!
I asked my kid when he got home from work wtf? Thinking him or one of his pals fucked up my fresh wash job.
He swore up and down he didn't do it and none of his friends had been by all week.
I suddenly remember mrs.ccr received a couple of amazon packages the day before.
I looked back to the archived doorbell footage and sure as shit, the second amazon delivery truck nigger left (pulled off in nigger speak) like a pinball down the driveway!
Fucking ape couldn't drive! Was probably on its sail foam while playing with its muh dikk!
100% accurate!!
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Senior Trustee
Captain
had the Niggazon driver drive up my steep but wide driveway and run onto the grass and fucked one of my irrigation sprinklers up. Can't prove it, but every other carrier parks on the street. Fucking black niggers cunts....ALL of them !
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
CoonsЯus
had the Niggazon driver drive up my steep but wide driveway and run onto the grass and fucked one of my irrigation sprinklers up. Can't prove it, but every other carrier parks on the street. Fucking black niggers cunts....ALL of them !
Every last one of those smokes is a lazy ass. If that boon could drive into your kitchen so it wouldn't have to get out, it would!
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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Captain
Originally Posted by
SGT@Arms
This video seems appropriate here. TNB of Amazon delivery.
Stupid goddamn niggers. STUPID. I hate niggers.....
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N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Carrying Pistols
N.A.A.C.P. = Niggers Are Always Copping Pleas
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