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That damage looks a little too on target to be from "lightning".
Looks more like some det cord got placed behind the top course of bricks.
That stuff packs a wallop.
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Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
That damage looks a little too on target to be from "lightning". Looks more like some det cord got placed behind the top course of bricks.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
I've just always assumed it was ebonics (niggerspeak) for
ignorant whore.
I've noticed that some of our names don't make sense sometimes until you try to pronounce them.
I give the definition in my quote space just to explain mine.
Ignatow is short for Ignatowski, the Taxi character. I don't remember how I came up with it around 2014, before the new and improved version nowadays.
Some of our names and avatars here are very original, and make me laugh.
Thanks for asking.
Coalburning is bestiality.
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Originally Posted by
CoonsЯus
just a hundred? A little baron with your expectations there Ignatow !!
Sorry maing, I originally thought a dozen, but upped it to a hundred, a good round number. But surely, it'd be a whole lot better if 50,000 niggers were electrocuted, but lightning may not be up to the task. A Fat Boy A-bomb ought to do the trick.
Coalburning is bestiality.
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Coalburning is bestiality.
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My question to atheist Chimpers: do you still not believe in God? 
Sandman Sr. wasn't religious at all, but this would have made him start going to church every Sunday.
We know the world is messed up when Trump is convicted, Democrats steal the election so a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Originally Posted by
SC Anemia
In a related story, a local photographer miraculously snapped a photo of the lightning just as it happened.
Attachment 16139
The gods are saying "now its OK". Before it was ugly.
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It's not a question of if you believe in God, but more a question of does God believe in you...and being a worthless nigger, it's highly unlikely !
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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The turds were, I believe, put here by God as a practical joke/test on humanity. We were to shun the children of Ham and they would be distinguishable from others. Well we fucked that up along with eating the apple. God has had about enough I believe and just sent a message to niggers, he's gonna fry their asses
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Those were the funniest ones I've seen in a while.
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