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They should harness this publicity, and come out with Buffarilla Glue, made especially for the ridiculous hair stylings of today's wild negro. Need to attach the pelt of some hapless critter to your nappy cranium ? Got a 5 pound pile of rope, nest-o-snakes, or exploded parrot, and you want it to stay on - even in a brawl at Chuck E Spears ? Don't use nails or staples, use Buffarilla Spray. Just look for Stacey Abrams on the can.
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Mr. Sandman
I would donate for that! Imagine a bootlips cut down to nonelips.
They could cut a pound off and there would still be a bootlip!
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
and you want it to stay on - even in a brawl at Chuck E Spears ? Don't use nails or staples, use Buffarilla Spray. Just look for Stacey Abrams on the can.
But can anything survive Battlesow Galactica at Chimp E Cheese?
We know the world is messed up when a Kenya-born Muslim returns as President, Snowden fled to HK and Russia to escape the U.S. govt, George Zimmerman was put on trial, Colin Kapernick was GQ's Citizen of the Year, Dems steal a presidential election, and BLM is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Originally Posted by
Buck Simian
Hahahaha! I just saw that this morning. I knew someone would post it.
https://nypost.com/2021/02/11/gorill...-martin-to-er/
Monkey see monkey do.
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Sandman
But can anything survive Battlesow Galactica at Chimp E Cheese?
Throwin' down at da Cheese ! Fuck the chilluns, I'ze teachin' dat bitch some respeck !
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Sergeant
Another genius nigger glues it's boot lips to a cup.
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Originally Posted by
Buck Simian
I’m surprised they haven’t figured out the most effective use of the glue (for a nigger) is to glue a pistol to their paw. That way, they be always ready fa battle n sheeeit.
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Go-rilla Glue Girl (G3)
Originally Posted by
animal mother
Another genius nigger glues it's boot lips to a cup.
Aaaannnnnddd, it's another from Louisiana!
Mrs. Tweak was just commenting about how niggers in this state are the absolute dumbest in the nation. It's not just violence with them down here. It is absolute retardation approaching single digits and sometime I wonder how some of them don't drop dead from forgetting how to breath or drown from looking up during a rainstorm.
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In the latest G3 news, a Ghana born nigger plastic surgeon in, I shit you not - Beverly Hills has fixed her hurra doo. Apparently acetone did the trick - which was what the original ER docs told her to use down here in NOLA. They wanted no part of the liability so they sent her packing with a few acetone wipes and told her good luck.
She's still considering suing Go-rilla Glue over this and likely will - because she's a nigger. She'll probably hire the same nigger loving ambulance chasing SOB that is suing Little Miss Tweak right now.
The G3 shenigg is now being pursued by every lawyer in the area. Nationwide really. They will sue the company, the hospital that saw her first, the store that sold the product and anyone else they can. It's what they do:
https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-cult...ticle-trending
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Why do I get the feeling Gorilla Glue is behind all this.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/houston-b...210537347.html
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Originally Posted by
jenkemfactory
I have been caught doing some, shall we say, not exactly OEM recommended maintenance on everything from cars to can openers to computers in my lifetime. Of course not for the Navy - ever. I don't screw around with 50 million dollar aircraft or people's lives.
Generally speaking, it is to make up for under-engineering done by the factory as evidenced by failures.
Sometimes, it is simply the only way possible to fix something that doesn't work when you can't get the recommended fix or your only other choice is to 86 something.
So, no shit here - I've actually been saying for years (to only my closest friends and family of course) that "the only time nigger rigging should be done is when it is left to the skilled hands of white professionals like myself!"
It looks to me like that was exactly what was going on in that video!
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
"The only time nigger rigging should be done is when it is left to the skilled hands of white professionals like myself!"
So called African engineering achieves the desired results, when performed by the whitey cracker. We are the masters of the Professor-on-Gilligan's-Island fix. Some bailing wire, duct tape and goop, and we save the day, end of story. And our fix would hold up indefinteley, but we redo it when parts become available.
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Corrections Officer
Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
They should harness this publicity, and come out with Buffarilla Glue, made especially for the ridiculous hair stylings of today's wild negro. Need to attach the pelt of some hapless critter to your nappy cranium ? Got a 5 pound pile of rope, nest-o-snakes, or exploded parrot, and you want it to stay on - even in a brawl at Chuck E Spears ? Don't use nails or staples, use Buffarilla Spray. Just look for Stacey Abrams on the can.
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Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
So called African engineering achieves the desired results, when performed by the whitey cracker. We are the masters of the Professor-on-Gilligan's-Island fix. Some bailing wire, duct tape and goop, and we save the day, end of story. And our fix would hold up indefinteley, but we redo it when parts become available.
All this nigger rigging and Afro-engineering reminds me of this classic. An olde but a goodie.
<a href="https://youtu.be/0h_cqTCT5g0" target="_blank">
Good god these niggers, can you even imagine getting on such a thing?
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Originally Posted by
InsufferableNigg
Good god these niggers, can you even imagine getting on such a thing?
They wuz kangs. The pyramids are still there, so they sure didn't build them. They can't fly now, nor could they back then.
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Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
We are the masters of the Professor-on-Gilligan's-Island fix.
Here's a bit of trivia for you. Does anyone know the Professor's name?
I do. Skip to the 5:00 mark:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6pt2zv
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
I do. Skip to the 5:00 mark]
Couldn't get any audio out of that. Still don't know.
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Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
Couldn't get any audio out of that. Still don't know.
Gotta be your settings. Works on my machines.
Professor Ann Maryann.
Hehh hehh.
Guess you would've had to have been there.
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Originally Posted by
NotThatGuy
Their lawyer is pushing for the fact that it does NOT say, not for use on hair on the warning label... For real... This is what we have come to.
The caveat should read, "For Vaginal use only!"