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Senior Trustee
Corrections Officer
Crazy eyes sow puts Gorilla Glue in its head fur
You can't make this stuff up. At least it was on the right track with the name.
Woman Uses Gorilla Glue To Style Her Hair in Viral TikTok Video (theroot.com)
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Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
Espantoon
Any glue that sows use to attach roadkill is technically "Gorilla" in nature.
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Normally when I read the subject lines here I'm pretty blase about the nigger monkeyshines. I read this one and said out loud, "WHAT???"
I hope she used Gorilla Glue on those trarantulas on her eyelids too.
We saw the video as well, and we do not recommend using our products in hair, as they are considered permanent.”
I can imagine the eye rolling and lol'ing going on there at the dumb things niggers do.
"IT DON'T MOVE!" Try to learn to speak Human, you ludicrous, bug-eyed sow.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
Normally when I read the subject lines here I'm pretty blase about the nigger monkeyshines. I read this one and said out loud, "WHAT???"
I hope she used Gorilla Glue on those trarantulas on her eyelids too.
I can imagine the eye rolling and lol'ing going on there at the dumb things niggers do.
"IT DON'T MOVE!" Try to learn to speak Human, you ludicrous, bug-eyed sow.
She saw the gorilla on the commercial, and thought "She look good. Gibs me somma dat".
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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
A propane torch should take that right off.
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Major
I’ve used gorilla glue for crafts.It is highly flammable.I recommend to apply a new coating of gorilla glue and then strike a match. Problem solved!
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Originally Posted by
Rastus Nigger
A propane torch should take that right off.
I'd go with MAPP gas. That hurr style needs a good brazing.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Gorilla Glue.
Very appropriate.
Speaks for itself.
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Chimpout Member
Corrections Officer
https://nypost.com/2021/02/07/woman-...rish-hospital/
Da sheeboon beez gettin medicals helps. I'd love to see a picture of this androgynous ape after it is all over. Stupid whitey hepping this shit apeA complete waste of resources.
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Captain
Originally Posted by
InsufferableNigg
You beat me to the punch on this one, you white devil !
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Senior Trustee
Captain
they should have just put on some more glue onto the dumb sow's heyad and then stuck it outside on a light pole as a warning to other niggers !!
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Senior Trustee
Captain
The stupid!!! It burns!!!!!
Found the video. This dingbat is in tears. I swear we've got the dumbest of the dumb down here!
https://worldstar.com/video.php?v=wshh15U6Xa1tA8H96AnJ
That's right across the river from me. Maybe I should go pay her a visit and give her some of my gorilla glue remover for free as a neighborly gesture:
Last edited by tweakstick; 02-08-2021 at 03:56 AM.
Reason: link to video
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Senior Crime Reporter
LT. Colonel
And now a nigger lottery attempt! As if suing someone for using their product improperly ha sany chance of winning.
I STILL CAN'T GET THIS GLUE OUT AFTER ER!!!
Might Be Time to Sue
And the ape is crowdfunding gibsmuhdats as well.
Tessica's already crowdfunding for her medical bills ... a GoFundMe has raised $9,000 and counting.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/08/goril...on-sue-tiktok/
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Yeah, we all saw it coming from a mile away.
Here's hoping that other niggers fall for this bait. Feel free to post it all over social media!
Last edited by tweakstick; 02-08-2021 at 08:14 PM.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
Ray Cizzums
I'm not buying anything they make, ever again. Subsidizing negro idiocy has it's consequences.
I think you missed the joke. They had nothing to do with that pic. This was 4 chan type shit stirring nigger haters like us having fun with the niggers.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
tweakstick
I think you missed the joke. They had nothing to do with that pic. This was 4 chan type shit stirring nigger haters like us having fun with the niggers.
I'm so used to companies caving in to nigger demands, that I fell for this, hook, line and sinker.
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Captain
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Senior Trustee
Senior Corrections Officer
Here is the perfect time to break out your belt sander with some 60 grit belts. You know when it stops sparking you hit meat!
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tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
InsufferableNigg
We all know who is paying for this gorilla to get its fur cleaned.
Give humans a pile of bricks and they will build you a city. Give niggers a city and they will build you a pile of bricks.
Appeasement is feeding the beast, hoping it will eat you last.
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