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    What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
    Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What does a Nigger sow and a hockey player have in common?
    They both remove their pads after three periods.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    What’s black/yellow and makes you smile?
    A bus load of niggers going over a cliff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What’s black/yellow and makes you smile?
    A bus load of niggers going over a cliff!
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Sitting at home and minding my own business, I heard a massive crash and a lot of commotion outside.

    Of course, I became concerned and ran outside to see what was going on.

    Turns out that some nigger's pizza delivery scooter had been hit head on by a concrete wagon and the nigger had been squished like a bug.

    Everything is OK though. My pizza was fine.

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    What's a crying shame?
    When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

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    Why don't niggers like aspirin?

    It's white, you have to dig through cotton to get it, and it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Crow View Post
    What do you throw a drowning nigger ?
    The rest of his family!
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Multiple ROCKFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bakkabawl stah View Post
    why don't niggers like aspirin?

    It's white, you have to dig through cotton to get it, and it works.
    troof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    What’s black and orange and very entertaining to watch?
    A nigger on fire!

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    Q. What is black and gold and looks good hanging off a nigger's neck?

    A. A Rottweiler.
    Proudly deplorable

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    Q. What is black and gold and looks good hanging off a nigger's neck?

    A. A Rottweiler.
    Proudly deplorable

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    Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

    Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

    (I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
    Proudly deplorable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

    Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

    (I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just squirted my first cup of coffee out of my nostrils!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin's balls View Post
    Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?

    Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

    (I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
    Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill a hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.

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    tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill any hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.

    Proudly deplorable

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill a hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    This week, the wife has decided to wear a burka in solidarity with muslim women.

    So far, she has been spat at, punched in the face and kicked up the arse.

    God knows what is going to happen when she actually leaves the house.
    Proudly deplorable

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    The algorithms don't lie!
    Try it before Google changes it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    The algorithms don't lie!
    Try it before Google changes it.

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    Ebonics n' sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!

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