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What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
What does a Nigger sow and a hockey player have in common?
They both remove their pads after three periods.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Senior Trustee
Major
What’s black/yellow and makes you smile?
A bus load of niggers going over a cliff!
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LT. Colonel
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Sitting at home and minding my own business, I heard a massive crash and a lot of commotion outside.
Of course, I became concerned and ran outside to see what was going on.
Turns out that some nigger's pizza delivery scooter had been hit head on by a concrete wagon and the nigger had been squished like a bug.
Everything is OK though. My pizza was fine.
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Major
What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
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Corrections Officer
Why don't niggers like aspirin?
It's white, you have to dig through cotton to get it, and it works.
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LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Jim Crow
What do you throw a drowning nigger ?
The rest of his family!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Multiple ROCKFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
bakkabawl stah
why don't niggers like aspirin?
It's white, you have to dig through cotton to get it, and it works.
troof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Senior Trustee
Major
What’s black and orange and very entertaining to watch?
A nigger on fire!
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Senior Corrections Officer
Q. What is black and gold and looks good hanging off a nigger's neck?
A. A Rottweiler.
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Senior Corrections Officer
Q. What is black and gold and looks good hanging off a nigger's neck?
A. A Rottweiler.
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Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?
Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
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Originally Posted by
Odin's balls
Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?
Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just squirted my first cup of coffee out of my nostrils!!
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Senior Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
Odin's balls
Q. What is the difference between a sheboon and a bowling ball?
Q. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
(I neither endorse or condone the practice of oil drilling BTW)
Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill a hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.
Last edited by tweakstick; 11-09-2020 at 01:00 PM.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Senior Corrections Officer
Originally Posted by
tweakstick
Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill any hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
tweakstick
Even though it's round, black and heavy, I'm pretty sure I could bring myself to drill a hole in a bowling ball without my tool and bits breaking apart.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Senior Corrections Officer
This week, the wife has decided to wear a burka in solidarity with muslim women.
So far, she has been spat at, punched in the face and kicked up the arse.
God knows what is going to happen when she actually leaves the house.
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Captain
The algorithms don't lie!
Try it before Google changes it.
tweakstick \ˈtwēkˈstik\ 1: A small plastic calibration tool, used for making adjustments on electrical or mechanical equipment. 2: A large wooden calibration tool, used for making adjustments on antiquated farm equipment.
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Originally Posted by
tweakstick
The algorithms don't lie!
Try it before Google changes it.
Ebonics n' sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!
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