Originally Posted by
Goodman Grey
Chapter 4: Toby meets the Black Pharaoh
(All names and events are fictitious and any resemblance to actual events is coincidental.)
Toby stood on the sidewalk, confused, but oddly curious, when the sky darkened, and fog started rolling in. A tall, smiling white man approached Toby. The man was 9 feet tall and unusually slim, not especially muscular, but appeared capable of great violence. Toby looked at the man's face, and saw a normal, average face, but when Toby closed his eyes, he had difficulty remembering what the face looked like, and in his mind, he saw endless rows of metallic teeth, like fangs but sharpened to a razor edge.
Toby moved to punch the man, but found that he could not complete the action. His fist stopped 2 inches away from the man's face, and that is when the man spoke: "Toby, you have been a loyal servant ever since you summoned me in 2007. I will now speak a series of words, and you must listen closely, for they will unlock the binding on your mind and make you whole again. Neptune yiff aardvark red lycanthrope asinine temptation hospital orange ten escape pattern."
And as the word "pattern" escaped the man's mouth, an entire lifetime of memories flooded into Toby. Toby remembered that his name was not Toby, but was in fact Cunt Kinte, and that he was an aspiring rapper, an aspiring astronaut, a good boy, and that he was turning his life around.
The man spoke again, "Cunt, I will now tell you the reason for my subterfuge. I erased your memory and made you even more retarded than you already were because I wanted to protect you. I and my followers have been working hard to corrupt the world, and by bringing me to this dimension, you have allowed us to achieve the dreams of the elder gods. We put Obama in the White House to corrupt the masonic workings. We defunded and disbanded the police to make the general people feel unsafe and unprotected. We spread COVID-19 to instill fear in the world. And we have even corrupted the main stream media, making them believe that encouraging chaos, disorder, violence, and miscegenation was for the good of mankind. And to that end, we have also made it much more difficult for those that know the truth to be heard. Those that speak of these problems are silenced by my servants; websites that speak of our evils are purged, and their members doxxed, ridiculed, and fired from their jobs, their reputations ruined. And we have caused stupid little creatures like you to riot, loot, and commit crimes because it amuses us. Yes, I hate niggers, and I hate you, Cunt, because you are a nigger. But you are a useful tool, and a fool, and we will continue to use you. By spreading madness we achieve our goals."
"Cunt Kinte, engage protocol Nigger Omega 3."
And just like that, the fog, the darkened skies, and the mysterious man were gone, and Cunt found himself standing next to a mirror. He observed that his appearance had changed. No longer was his posture that of a gorilla, his hair was meticulously groomed, his beard and mustache were shaved, and he was wearing the finest suit ever made. And he looked harmless, like a good nigger, one that could fly under the radar until it was too late for his human victims. It could even read, write, and speak proper English.
Cunt smiled to himself, and knew his true adventure was about to begin.
(Chapter 5 will be released when it is ready.)