The town of Oakboro, NC, has not 1but 2 retarded niggers that like to go to feetsball games. Ted and Bob. Ted does odd jobs around town and apparently Bob has figured out a way to manipulate the Space-Time Continuum, because he's always appearing out of nowhere and scaring people. You reckon we can get Hollywood to make a movie and give me a couple million for a finder's fee?
Maybe Bob can also appear in a new Star Wars movie as Obooga Waddafuck Koonobi?