April Fools Day 2024... Akron, Ohio


Police were called because a nigger was walking around pointing a gun at random houses.


As the officer pulls up, the 15 year old nigger raises the gun, and the officer shoots the nigger in the arm, near it's paw.



The wannabe gangsta starts crying like a bitch and screeching that the gun was fake.


Still crying like a baby, the nigger said he was a good boy, an A student, a feetsball player, and had just came from it's cousin's funeral.


Oh, and the nigger said it just wanted to be safe! Holy hell.


No doubt the nigger wanted to be safe, using the gun to real-rob people.


Sadly the Bat Fairy was denied joy.



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