These bucks drink a mixture of cow's blood and milk and sit on their ass for six months to get as fat as possible. Then they walk around a tree for a while, but they are so fat and lethargic that the sow's have to help them around. I guess not that different from our North American Pavement Apes, they just prefer fried chicken and malt likka.

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