Today I was dicking off in the garage when my phone went bat shit crazy because of an Amber alert.

I glanced at the phone and the alert was out of East Cleveland... the info given was a tag number and vehicle description. I automatically assumed niggers did it.

Later in the evening, I was watching the news and the missing monkey was reported to have been found.

Then they gave its name... MAJOR JOHNSON

OMG! We all know nigger names are outrageous, but MAJOR JOHNSON ?

Fucking smokes name their turd after the muh-dik!!!

"Days callz me Major Johnson"

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