Sow can't find shoes big enough to cover its hooves

[Buck Simian]

This happened a couple weeks back. I am looking around the shoe department at Meijer. Over in the mens steel toed workboots section I spot a couple very large sows. WTF are they doing here? I spot one of them trying on a pair of Caterpillar steel toed workboots. She is trying to squeeze her hind paws into these, probably so she can walk out the door with them on. I hear her telling her friend "They just wont fit, this is the biggest pair they have and they wont fit". My God, the biggest pair of workboots in the store would not fit her? Someone send her to a blacksmith to get her fitted with a set of horse shoes!
What the Hell would a female sow want with a pair of these anyways?

[justin igger]

How long were the sows press on toenails?

[SC Anemia]

[Boy]

You were close, but this is more inline.

[IseDaDiva]

"Herring boxes, minus topses, sandals were for LaShitoya!"