A nigger, Muslim, and a Redneck are on work release picking up trash and find an old lamp. After rubbing it a genie comes out and offers them each 1 wish.

The nigger says - I want my own country where the black man can live in harmony without oppression from YT.

The muslim says - I want my own country where the muslim can live without oppresion free from the Republicans.

The redneck says. Let me get this right. The niggers are going to have their own country and muslims are going to have their own country? Fuck it- I'll take a diet coke.