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    Tomorrow's solar eclipse is racist..

    The Atlantic’s very lengthy essay on the failure of the eclipse to occur where a sufficient number of black people reside is entitled “American Blackout.” It clocks in at a remarkable 4,544 words and does not appear to be satire.

    Concerning “the Great American Eclipse,” Brooklyn Law School professor Alice Ristroph writes in the rapidly deteriorating magazine, “there live almost no black people” “along most of its path.”

    The Atlantic’s longwinded law professor assures readers that “implicit bias of the solar system” is “presumably” not the cause of eclipse’s failure to affect enough black people.
    Oregon, where the eclipse will first appear in the continental United States, “is almost entirely white.” “There are very few black Oregonians, and this is not an accident.” It’s totally on purpose in 2017, The Atlantic claims, because the Pacific Northwest state had a “racial exclusion” clause in its original 1857 constitution.

    The Atlantic notes that the eclipse will then move toward Wyoming and Idaho, which also have very low populations of black people.
    http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/20/th...ntic-suggests/

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    Niggers can't appreciate astronomy anyway.

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    Perhaps free shuttle rides to the Sun would appease them....

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