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Cut its legs off. Problem solved.
This is a old one but I still get a "kick" out of it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...it-coffin.html
Police exhumed his body and discovered Mr Hine's legs had been removed between the ankle and calf with an electric saw and placed alongside him in the coffin.
If the funeral home chooses to fight this in court, I'm sure many of us Planters could provide overwhelming expert witness testimony that niggers are in fact NOT human.Under South Carolina law, destroying or desecrating human remains is punishable by up to 10 years in prison.
They could have lopped it's nog off instead, placed it under it's arm and put a sign in the foyer directing mourners to the funeral of Ichabod Coon.
I was thinking just cut two holes out of the end of the casket and leave his legs dangling out.
It would take some serious effort but they could dislocate the legs and have his ankles by his ears and put him in a really small coffin. When they go to bitch they could tell them its a half price sale...
Large albino negroe died from skin cancer and the burial plot where he was exhumed appears to be a vacant lot by a chain link fence?
Originally Posted by Cracka Jack
They could have lopped it's nog off instead, placed it under it's arm and put a sign in the foyer directing mourners to the funeral of Ichabod Coon.
I actually burst out laughing.They could have lopped it's nog off instead, placed it under it's arm and put a sign in the foyer directing mourners to the funeral of Ichabod Coon.
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