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    Landwhale Mudshark Melody's iWatch recorded her failing heartbeat as her nigger strangled her to death

    Apple Watch detected when woman’s heart rate intensified, then stopped as she was bound with duct tape and strangled by boyfriend


    Worry not, landwhale mudshark, your miscegenation hayride to hell is now over.

    The Iowa County Sheriff’s Office responded on Feb. 18 to a report of a body found in a pond at 220th Trail and 38th Avenue in Amana. The person was identified as 20-year-old Melody Hoffman. An autopsy determined the preliminary cause of death was by strangulation. She also suffered from stab and slash wounds throughout her body.
    Stabbed, slashed and then strangled. Anything worth doing, is worth doing right, eh?


    Detectives discovered by talking to witnesses and tracking her movements through data from her iPhone and Apple Watch that Hoffman’s boyfriend, 23-year-old McKinley Louisma and 18-year-old Dakota Van Patten, picked her up at 11 p.m. on Feb. 17. Investigators believe he took her to Morgan Creek Park in Linn County. It was at the park where her Apple Watch recorded her heart rate intensify before it either stopped or the device was deactivated, detectives wrote.
    They then allegedly placed her in the trunk of his car and drove her around to several locations. Louisma said he ripped off her clothes and dumped her body in the pond. Cops recovered a phone case, an Apple Watch with blood on it, a bungee cord, towing rope and clothing matching what Hoffman was wearing the night she died, according to the affidavit. Investigators say they believe Louisma and Van Patten used the towing rope to kill Hoffman.




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    JFC, look at the boot lips on that primate. The lips protrude a good inch beyond it’s nose. That’s one fugley nigger buck.
    I’m sorry, there’s no fucking way it’s the same species as humans.
    We do not have a gun problem in America, we have a nigger problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    Apple Watch detected when woman’s heart rate intensified, then stopped as she was bound with duct tape and strangled by boyfriend


    Worry not, landwhale mudshark, your miscegenation hayride to hell is now over.



    Stabbed, slashed and then strangled. Anything worth doing, is worth doing right, eh?










    https://lawandcrime.com/crime/apple-...erson-sheriff/
    That is one PRIMITIVE looking, coal black nigger!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by animal mother View Post
    JFC, look at the boot lips on that primate. The lips protrude a good inch beyond it’s nose. That’s one fugley nigger buck.
    I’m sorry, there’s no fucking way it’s the same species as humans.
    That nigger looks like the illegitimate offspring of a platypus and a mountain gorilla!!

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    How touching....

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    Mentally ill fatass should’ve gone to a psychiatrist for her mental illnesses,instead of riding the tootsie pole.LOL!
    Anyway,a dead mudshark is a loss to no one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    That nigger looks like the illegitimate offspring of a platypus and a mountain gorilla!!
    No kidding
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    Okay, Melody - you proved to everyone that you weren't rayciss or specie-est. Posthumous congratulations! I'm sure your parents are very proud that you died for your cause.

    But this? REALLY??

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    What did Melody do that irritated this missing link? Get knocked up? Wouldn't give it any money? Or did it just get back to its jungle roots?
    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    No kidding
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    Okay, Melody - you proved to everyone that you weren't rayciss or specie-est. Posthumous congratulations! I'm sure your parents are very proud that you died for your cause.

    But this? REALLY??

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    What did Melody do that irritated this missing link? Get knocked up? Wouldn't give it any money? Or did it just get back to its jungle roots?
    LOVE the Darwin !! 100% APPROPRIATE!!

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    That thing looks like one of disneys woke trolls. The mudshark probably didn't want to give it one of her newports.
    No loss and now her parents can say their daughter wasn't racist just blind and stupid with no sense of smell or self worth.

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