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Brazinigger finds goodness after eating pufferfish
ABrazilian man who feasted on one of the most poisonous fishes in the world has died after spending five weeks in hospital fighting for his life, according to reports.
Magno Sergio Gomes, 46, and his friend ate a toxic pufferfish – known to be 1,200 times more poisonous than cyanide – over Christmas after receiving the fish as a present, according to Newsflash via the New York Post.
Gomes, a father of three, and his pal gutted the fish, removed its liver and then boiled it and ate it with lemon juice in Aracruz, Espirito Santa, in eastern Brazil.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/med...sh/ar-BB1hCW0S
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That almost qualifies this as a rockfish story. I hope these two Mensa members were able to share their experience with millions of fellow fish eating niggers.
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We wuz eatin pufferfish. When wuzzery goes wrong.
We wuz Vikangz, Native Amuricahns, Buhgypshuns, Eskimos, Mermaids, Australians, Beethoven, Shakespeare and Flyin Purramiyid Pilots.
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The Japanese enjoy eating fugu, but only trained and certified sushi chefs are allowed to touch them. And still, some get sick or die every year. Now these 2 geniuses thought they could just handle it and cook it without special preparation. I wish both got Darwinized, but one dead nig is better than none. What retarded monkeys.
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Originally Posted by
Ignatow
The Japanese enjoy eating fugu, but only trained and certified sushi chefs are allowed to touch them. And still, some get sick or die every year. Now these 2 geniuses thought they could just handle it and cook it without special preparation. I wish both got Darwinized, but one dead nig is better than none. What retarded monkeys.
Yep.
Eating bad Fugu is what killed famed Japanese Kabuki actor Mitsugoro Bando. It takes an awful lot of training to properly prepare it, and sometimes even seasoned and well trained Chefs mess it up.
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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Originally Posted by
Ignatow
The Japanese enjoy eating fugu, but only trained and certified sushi chefs are allowed to touch them. And still, some get sick or die every year. Now these 2 geniuses thought they could just handle it and cook it without special preparation. I wish both got Darwinized, but one dead nig is better than none. What retarded monkeys.
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Yep.
Eating bad Fugu is what killed famed Japanese Kabuki actor Mitsugoro Bando. It takes an awful lot of training to properly prepare it, and sometimes even seasoned and well trained Chefs mess it up.
Wow, I had never heard of that fish before! No thanks. I'll stick to salmon, cod, maybe trout, thank you very much.
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Wow, I had never heard of that fish before! No thanks. I'll stick to salmon, cod, maybe trout, thank you very much.
I love fish. Salmon, trout, halibut, Chilean sea bass, nurse shark (in fish and chips). Shellfish too. Problem is, they've really gotten expensive, like everything else
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Niggers are perfect test dummies! for instance, my uncle and I used to go mushrooming behind the Yale golf course in New Haven, Connecticut. We would get bushels of mushrooms. If there was anything “iffy” that my uncle thought could be poisonous, he’d prepare a dish and feed it to one of the nigger grunts on the construction site. If it came to work the next day, the mushrooms were safe to eat!
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With all the different fish in the sea I can’t imagine why anyone would even attempt to prepare something this toxic in a safe way. I wonder how many morons bat winged themselves in this quest before they got it right?
We do not have a gun problem in America, we have a nigger problem
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Maybe the "friend" who gifted the nigger a poison dinner is rayciss?
Why anyone would want to eat something that can kill them, I have no idea. Of course, this nigger - being a nigger - didn't know that.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
Ignatow
I love fish. Salmon, trout, halibut, Chilean sea bass, nurse shark (in fish and chips). Shellfish too.
I like red snapper, salmon or lake trout cut into chunks, covered with tempura batter and deep fried. Great with shoyu sauce, wasabi and hot mustard.
But puffers are freakin' NIGGER-UGLY! I would never be able to eat one of those nasty things, even if they were NOT poisonous.
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Originally Posted by
Zambo
I like red snapper, salmon or lake trout cut into chunks, covered with tempura batter and deep fried. Great with shoyu sauce, wasabi and hot mustard.
But puffers are freakin' NIGGER-UGLY! I would never be able to eat one of those nasty things, even if they were NOT poisonous.
Puffers look like that as nature's warning not to mess with it. Same with niggers. They're color coded, foul looking butt ugly simian looking, as nature's way to let humans know to avoid them. Stay safe, continue being a racist!
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Originally Posted by
Ignatow
Puffers look like that as nature's warning not to mess with it. Same with niggers. They're color coded, foul looking butt ugly simian looking, as nature's way to let humans know to avoid them. Stay safe, continue being a racist!
Seriously, how many other ways, short of holding up a sign can it say, "DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING ME!"
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
Seriously, how many other ways, short of holding up a sign can it say, "DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING ME!"
True! You definitely can't blame the fish, it definitely warns you to stay away. But that never stopped niggers. I just pitty the lawyer who has to explain to the niggers fambly that they can't sue a fish. And while I love fish, I never understood why people eat Fugu.
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Originally Posted by
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True! You definitely can't blame the fish, it definitely warns you to stay away. But that never stopped niggers. I just pitty the lawyer who has to explain to the niggers fambly that they can't sue a fish. And while I love fish, I never understood why people eat Fugu.
I don't know either. Maybe it's like people who love to go cave diving. They want to see how far they can push the envelope before they kill themselves. Adrenaline junkies?
I'll stick with my Atlantic salmon.
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