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Nigger Mammy and Son Stab Each Other. Mammy Dead, Son Critical. Dog Dived Out 11th Floor Window
Ah, life in the NYC projects!
A nigger mammy and son decided to practice their knife skills on one another. So far the son is ahead, as mammy was introduced to the Bat Fairy. The Bat Fairy may still be the big hero of this story though, as son is in critical condition.
Police found the family dog outside, 11 floors down. Dead.
Aren't niggers great!
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Thoughts and prayers for the dog.
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My guess as to what really happened:
1. Mammy ate the last chiggin' wang and chugged the last half-pint of Night Train
2. Leroy threw a tar-baby hissy and chucked Mammy's dog out the open window
3. Mammy got stabby and ventilated Leroy
4. Leroy Bat-Winged Mammy
Dogs are much more intelligent than niggers, and no dog would voluntarily jump out an 11th story window.
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Originally Posted by
knot a Knigger
Thoughts and prayers for the dog.
Yep, the only one that should be mourned is the dog!
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I wonder if the dog reacted with instinct and bit when he got stabby with the dogs main feeder? Then the dog realizing that it would never get the taste of nigger out of its mouth, no matter how much it licked its ass, decided to pull a jumper.
I hoping the bat fairy gets a twofer here and the only sad part here is the dog. Rip pooch.
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