Oh you better lock the doors, lock the window too
And I'd check the fireplace, if I were you
'Cause Nigger Claus is looting your town

He smells of cheap booze and is shooting a gun
He's got the good and honest people on the run
Oh Nigger Claus is looting your town

He's gonna muh-dik your daughter
He's gonna shoot your dog
But the Liberals claim he's the true victim here
And just needs a cookie and a hug

Oh you better lock the doors, lock the window too
And I'd check the fireplace, if I were you
'Cause Nigger Claus is looting
'Cause Nigger Claus is looting
Yes, Nigger Clause is looting your town