Nigger Lottery (Parody of Trigger Happy by Weird Al Yankovic)

[DaveInTexas]

Nigger Lottery
Nigger Lottery

I'm never gonna work for a living, there just ain't no way
So instead I'm gonna sue Whitey, and try to get him to pay
So while you honkies are working, breaking your back
I'll be at home, just smoking my crack
And wait for my nigger lottery, waiting for my payday

Well the white man goes to work every day,that's just somethin' he do
But I tell you homie, mama didn't raise no fool
While they fight the traffic, rushing to punch that time clock
I'll be knocking over stores with my glock
And wait for my nigger lottery, waiting for my payday

Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery
Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery
Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

A cop said I broke the law and had to go to jail
I told that pig, there's no way in hell
I said I'd just scream racism
And me and Jesse Jackson will get us some
Of that nigger lottery, waiting for our payday

I didn't go to work again,so my boss said he had to fire me
I just smiled to myself and said 'hello nigger lottery'
I told him I'll get me a lawyer, and sue him for a million dollars
Waiting for my nigger lottery, waiting for my payday

Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery
Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery
Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

All my niggas call your lawyer
Whatcha got to lose?
The white man owes us money
And it's time he paid his dues

Well I'm at social services, gettin' my welfare check
(Welfare check, my welfare check)
And laugh at the taxpayers who pay my rent
(Rent, who pay my rent)
I want everything the white man's got
I deserve it, I want his entire lot
I'm just waiting, waiting for my nigger lottery

Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery
Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery
Oh yeah getting my nigger lottery
My nigger lottery

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

Give me your money whitey
It's about time for you to pay

[IseDaDiva]

OUtstanding!

[DaveInTexas]

Thanks