The Nigger in the Tree!

[NiggerWrangler]

A monkey in a tree isn't all that unusual, however...



An officer on patrol investigating shots fired observes a nigger driving at a high rate of speed, and initiates a traffic stop. As you'll see, the officer was cautious, asking the nigger, later identified as 35 year old Darcel Edwards, questions while waiting for backup.


The officer informed Nigger Darcel he was waiting on backup, and told the nigger not to get back in the car, which of course, was a signal for Nigger Darcel to get in his car and drive away!


While the officer didn't initiate a pursuit, he did follow in the nigger's path. In a short time the officer found the car Nigger Darcel was driving, wrecked out. It was at this point other officers arrived.


The officers saw Nigger Darcel run into a backyard and gave foot pursuit. Shortly they discovered the nigger in a tree!!


The officers repeatedly told the nigger to get out of the tree. That's when all the TNB began.


Nigger Darcel demanded police call his mama. (Curiously not his daddy.) Nigger Darcel also told police that he couldn't come down because he had "epilepsy!" That's a new one!


Anyway, this horseshit goes on for awhile, then Nigger Darcel all but begs police to shoot him! Police tell Nigger Darcel they don't want to shoot him, but will if he doesn't get right. Police also tell the nigger to "stop reaching," which of course was a signal for Nigger Darcel to reach!!


Police then helped the nigger out of the tree, aided by several lead projectiles delivered at supersonic speed.


Nigger Darcel had a holster (a shocker in itself, as niggers usually just shove their gun in their waistband) but no gun was found.


Wasting taxpayer resources to the bitter end, Nigger Darcel hung around a couple of days before becoming good.



Niggers, they never let you down! Whatever you think about em, that's what they are going to be!


Bye-bye Nigger Darcel!

[Ray Cizzums]

Nigger neighbors are quick to scoop up evidence, scouring the crime scene of anything that might be of use to convict their fellow coon.
They show up after gunfights, and pick up fired cases, ffs. Add a few spooks on the jury, and murderers roam free....

[Niggers are Useless]

Nice shooting hitting a nigger in a tree is probably just as hard as trying to hit a squirrel with a pistol. They must have hit it in the coconut if it hung around a couple days waiting on the bat fairy.

[Jim Crow]

It’s a crying shame that the poor batwing fairy was kept waiting for 2 days.Poluce should carry 45 autos.9mm doesn’t make a big enough hole!

[NiggerWrangler]

Nigger neighbors are quick to scoop up evidence, scouring the crime scene of anything that might be of use to convict their fellow coon.
They show up after gunfights, and pick up fired cases, ffs. Add a few spooks on the jury, and murderers roam free....

Absolutely true.

[Whitey Ford]

The biggest mistake made here was not cuffing and charging him the minute that they realized his name was "Darcel." A niggername like that means "guilty!" every time.