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Snakehead caught with a GUN up its Hershey highway
A previously convicted felon, who is banned from being in possession of a firearm, had a handgun secreted in his rectum when he was booked into jail. The hidden weapon was found when he was required to submit to a body scan and strip search.
As the search continued, Boyd “tensed up and refused to comply and was lowered to the ground,” the report said. An officer conducted a strip search and lowered Boyd’s pants so they could access and remove the “large object” hidden in his rectum. Though he “continued to clench his buttocks,” the searching officer “was able to see that the object Boyd had in his rectum was a handgun” and the weapon was then removed.
How the hell?
Boyd has an extensive criminal history out of Chicago, which includes “prior convictions for attempted murder in 2011 and burglary and domestic battery in 2018. The history also said Boyd was a convicted serious violent felon and domestic batterer and had a protective order against him, which all prohibit Boyd from carrying a handgun.”
Yet, still knuckling about, free.
https://www.lawofficer.com/indiana-m...hidden-rectum/
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He will be out tomorrow. Too bad that gun didn’t go off and give him a new blowhole. Imagine the stank coming off that thing when they removed it. You couldn’t pay me enough to deal with these niggers.
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
Homo erectus in a prison jumpsuit!!
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Sounds like the nigger is ready for it’s muhdikings in NU.
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Originally Posted by
I aint bin dun did dat!
He will be out tomorrow. Too bad that gun didn’t go off and give him a new blowhole. Imagine the stank coming off that thing when they removed it. You couldn’t pay me enough to deal with these niggers.
I tried not to let my mind go there. It's just too disgusting for words. But how the hell did he get it in there? A GUN? Maybe enough muh dikkin prepared it. Ewww.
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Who had to fish the gun out of that nigger's ass ? I would claim PTSD after that, and take a 6 month paid vacation....
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Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
I tried not to let my mind go there. It's just too disgusting for words. But how the hell did he get it in there? A GUN? Maybe enough muh dikkin prepared it. Ewww.
It’s such an awkardly shaped object. It’s like trying to stick a boomerang in your ass. I’m sure they have stuck objects in there me and you could never fathom. Hell, this is one of em.
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Though he “continued to clench his buttocks,” the searching officer “was able to see that the object Boyd had in his rectum was a handgun” and the weapon was then removed.
It is unclear if the Smith & Wesson Bodyguard .380 caliber pistol was loaded, but police confirmed it was not stolen.
Well, at least it wasn't stolen. If it was, I doubt that the previous owner would want it back.
That is a hefty piece of metal for a nigger to jam up his ass.
Hence, a further search revealed two plastic bags containing marijuana “tucked next to Boyd’s scrotum.”
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."- Sun Tzu
"Keep your gun up your ass, and your weed behind your balls."- Nig Tzu
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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Whitey Ford
Well, at least it wasn't stolen. If it was, I doubt that the previous owner would want it back.
That is a hefty piece of metal for a nigger to jam up his ass.
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."- Sun Tzu
"Keep your gun up your ass, and your weed behind your balls."- Nig Tzu
Wise words, indeed.
The gun... how would one do that without killing oneself? Did he have just the barrel jammed up there? No, that can't be, or the cops would have seen it. I know ER doctors have posted bizarre things they found stuck up there, but I never read about a gun.
I hope the cop who had to drag that shit-covered thing out was another nigger. Niggers love bodily excretions of all kinds.
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Was it a Glock or a cock ?
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
Well, at least it wasn't stolen. If it was, I doubt that the previous owner would want it back.
That is a hefty piece of metal for a nigger to jam up his ass.
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer."- Sun Tzu
"Keep your gun up your ass, and your weed behind your balls."- Nig Tzu
That nigger was set up for a hell of a time at NU!!
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