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World's longest hair weave created by Nigerian she boon
Helen Williams constructed a wig stretching up to 351.28m (1,152ft 5in).
She spent 11 days and two million naira (£2,000: $2,500) to create the hairpiece. It took 1,000 bundles of hair, 12 cans of hair spray, 35 tubes of hair glue and 6,250 hair clips.
"This achievement is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. I still cannot believe it," she said.
Despite being a wigmaker for eight years, she said it was not an easy task as she "felt exhausted" during the process.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-67425072
Maybe she can get together with the she boon with the world's longest ghetto nails. 
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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N9 money for food, but the nigger can spend money on this horseshit.
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Originally Posted by
NiggerWrangler
N9 money for food.
That's what Whitey is for! Now get your lazy butt back to work, so you can pay more taxes to feed more hungry niggers!
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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Is there anything a nigger won't plop on it's melon, and think it looks good ? Who cares if it renders them unemployable, or stinks from 20
feet away and can't be washed ? Sheboons love their giant five pound hair hats, which compensate for ending up bald in their teens, from
their constant hair twisting. I was once on a courthouse security line behind some hefty sheboon and her 3 shitlings, in 90 degree heat.
She had on a heavyweight Brunhilde/Barbie blonde wig, minus the horned Viking hat, and the sweat was pouring out from under it, running
down her linebacker-sized back. Who the fuck walks into court in such a clown outfit ? Niggers do......
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Ah, the BBC, searching high and low with a magnifying glass to find and post nigger "accomplishment" stories, so they come up with this. Biggest weave in the world! A true nigger triumph of ingenuity and determination.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Nigger priorities apparently are the same, regardless where they live: Wigs, muh-dick, and fried stuff.
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Just imagine how many niggers we could float back to Wakanda on that master-hair-piece !
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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