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Rockfish nigger found batwinged 100 feet offshore of Obongo's niggerpad in Martha's Vineyard
43-year-old Black Man Drowns 100 Feet Off Obama’s Martha’s Vineyard Estate
Roughly five miles from Martha Vineyard’s Chappaquiddick, a joint-agency search team found the body of a 43-year-old black male shortly before 10 a.m. Monday after a search of Edgartown Great Pond triggered by a 7:46 p.m. Sunday call from 79 Turkeyland Cove Road—the estate of President Barack Obama.
According to a Massachusetts State Police release, the man’s body was recovered 100 feet from the shore at a depth of roughly eight feet.
Massachusetts Environmental Police officers searched the depths with side-scan sonar from a boat, the release said. The man was paddleboarding with a companion, who watched the drowned man enter the water, struggle to stay on the surface, and then go underwater without returning.
There is no known direct connection between the Obamas and the incident, and the companion may have gone to the nearest house for help—the Obama estate.
Obama has not yet made a statement
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Please be Barry hussien please be barry hussien, maybe big mike had enough of his shit and took him paddleboarding.. hahahaha the companion watched it struggle then go under that's precious. Black lives don't matter that much nigger, swim on your own, is what the companion was thinking.
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It’ll forever be a mystery how 6 foot tall coons can drown in 3 foot deep water, but this rockfish story is just flat out suspicious. I saw this on NY post and comments were disabled. I’d wager this nigger got the Joan Rivers treatment for seeing Big Mike.
Wherever you find failure, you will find niggers. From the slums, to the unemployment line, to prison, to homeless shelters. And where ever you find niggers, you will find failure. IE Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, Memphis, Cleveland, Haiti, and Africa. These are facts.
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It was Obongo's personal chef Tafari!
He drowned in eight feet of water. Damn. Total rockfish. That's not very deep at all.
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His name was "Tafari", he couldn't swim, and drowned in a pond ? Got it.
Some dope in the NY Post comments said "he probably got caught in the current".
There is no current in a pond, genius....
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
It was Obongo's personal chef Tafari!
He drowned in eight feet of water. Damn. Total rockfish. That's not very deep at all.
A nigger can rock fish in a damp sponge.
We do not have a gun problem in America, we have a nigger problem
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Another daid nigger. Who gives a flying fuck!
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
It was Obongo's personal chef Tafari!
Oh wow, that's surprising! I could have bet it was Barak Hussein O'nigger II's drug dealer.
Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
He drowned in eight feet of water. Damn. Total rockfish. That's not very deep at all.
That on the other hand is totally plausible! But anyway, the only thing that counts: Batwings!
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Water is kryptonite to niggers. I’d bet foul play is involved but we would never know anyway. I wish it were the world’s most important nigger (according to some niggers and liberals) Obama.
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Originally Posted by
I aint bin dun did dat!
Water is kryptonite to niggers. I’d bet foul play is involved but we would never know anyway. I wish it were the world’s most important nigger (according to some niggers and liberals) Obama.
Oh boy, what would I celebrate!