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100 wedding guests possibly batwinged after niggerboat capsizes
About 100 wedding guests feared dead as boat capsizes in northern Nigeria
A boat carrying residents returning from a wedding capsized in northern Nigeria killing about 100 people, police and local residents have said, as a search for survivors intensified.
The boat capsized early on Monday on the Niger River in the state of Kwara close to neighbouring Niger state, a police spokesperson, Okasanmi Ajayi, said.
“What we gathered was there was a boat that capsized and about 100 people died,” he said.
The victims, including women and children, were returning from an overnight wedding ceremony in the village of Egboti in Niger state, said Usman Ibrahim, a resident.
It was not immediately clear if there were survivors.
“People in the boat were to take their bikes to their various communities [upon disembarking]. The boat was carrying more than 100 people when it sank,” Ibrahim said.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...rthern-nigeria
Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.
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Got a rickety boat cruisin down the river
Oh no it tipped over and spilled filthy niggers
They can’t swim, oh no! They’re in trouble
The crocodile’s swooped in on the double
The world became a better place
Even if the rivers now filled with waste
Maybe the local spook village will scrounge some scraps
Instead of Sally Struthers requesting some cash
Queue the juice harp!
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
A GOOD start!!
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Originally Posted by
Whitey Ford
Again? Just Google "Nigerian boat sinks". I'm confused. Niggers were Vikings, so why are their boating skills so poor? Maybe the ability to sail across oceans is a lost art.
Other Niger fauna include hippopotamuses, at least three different types of crocodiles (including the much-feared Nile crocodile)
Does anyone wonder why the niggers become croc fodder so often?
Originally Posted by
I aint bin dun did dat!
Got a rickety boat cruisin down the river
Oh no it tipped over and spilled filthy niggers
They can’t swim, oh no! They’re in trouble
The crocodile’s swooped in on the double
The world became a better place
Even if the rivers now filled with waste
Maybe the local spook village will scrounge some scraps
Instead of Sally Struthers requesting some cash
Queue the juice harp!
What a heartfelt tribute! Brought a tear to my eye - a tear of laughter. 
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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It's been a while since I have seen a good rockfish story. This is excellent and a great way to celebrate a nigger union. Was the buck still on the boat or did it knuckle away right after consummating it's marriage.
Usually, we get good rockfish stories like this out of Florida or Texas but not recently. Thanks for this one its nice to know nigger still can't swim. Water be their kryptonite.
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