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    Why is niggaz so dumb

    Stopped by yesterday to do a favor for my friend who owns a BBQ joint. Was carrying firewood from the gigantic pile of hickory into the pit room to fill the firebox when a sow asks me,"Do y'all cook with wood?"

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    “I’m not sure” continues doing what I’m doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I aint bin dun did dat! View Post
    “I’m not sure” continues doing what I’m doing.
    *"If I had wood, it disappeared when I smelled your fat ass."* Continues loading wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    *"If I had wood, it disappeared when I smelled your fat ass."* Continues loading wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tweakstick View Post
    *"If I had wood, it disappeared when I smelled your fat ass."* Continues loading wood.
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME come back!!

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    It's not just niggaz that ask me dumb questions whenever I'm out and about, but it took the cake.
    I've told white ppl that, "I just love to move firewood around for no reason."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpwhipper View Post
    It's not just niggaz that ask me dumb questions whenever I'm out and about, but it took the cake.
    I've told white ppl that, "I just love to move firewood around for no reason."
    There are stupid white people as well. Just look at liberals.

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    The best line I ever gave to a white dumbass was,"The restaurant is heated with wood, but they use gas to cook the BBQ."

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    "Not usually, since dead niggers burn better...."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    "Not usually, since dead niggers burn better...."
    That's funny, maing!

    I remember this old movie, Holes. Frontier era. Patricia Arquette's character falls in love with a nigger. (Actor was niggerboy from The West Wing, which I never watched).

    They kissed, whitey admirer gets pissed of the unholy developments.

    I don't remember exactly, but what I remember, we used to joke at work, the statement was, "you're gonna burn, boy".

    Simian love story ends. Supposedly, love is love.
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatow View Post
    That's funny, maing!

    I remember this old movie, Holes. Frontier era. Patricia Arquette's character falls in love with a nigger. (Actor was niggerboy from The West Wing, which I never watched).

    They kissed, whitey admirer gets pissed of the unholy developments.

    I don't remember exactly, but what I remember, we used to joke at work, the statement was, "you're gonna burn, boy".

    Simian love story ends. Supposedly, love is love.
    Patricia Arquette falling in love with a nigger: Shocker there.....

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    I remember reading a long time ago that the average nigger iq in the United States was around 80. That means that at least half of them are below that number basically walking around with a borderline retarded intelligence level. It really explains a lot.

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