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    When niggers try to make knives...

    Most of us have a general idea of what a knife is supposed to look like, and despite the many forms and shapes they may take, they all have a general, similar theme. My personal favorite is the balisong; although it can be very flashy, it can also be an almost silent folding pocket knife that can be deployed and folded back into itself one handed, unlike most folding automatic knives (and the OTF autos are loud).



    And then there are African nigger knives...



    How can it be so hard to make something so simple???

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    Niggers are stupid useless worthless beasts. so it’s impossible to make any sense from anything they do.

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    Did niggers also invent steel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenkemfactory View Post
    Did niggers also invent steel?
    Not only steel, but they've harnessed the powers of vibranium!
    Coalburning is bestiality.

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    Functionality be racist n shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenkemfactory View Post
    Did niggers also invent steel?
    No, but they invented "STEAL!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ignatow View Post
    Not only steel, but they've harnessed the powers of vibranium!

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    Unlike your western knife, those apefrican knives are probably designed for special purposes, not understandable by our imagination. Like cutting open womans vagina or babys throat in ritual fashion. We do not want to know what, as it is surely something disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    No, but they invented "STEAL!!"
    HA! Ya beat me to it!

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    I bet a nigger invented the knife on top in the pic below.
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    niggers invented failure. They have mastery of this element.
    Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whitey Ford View Post
    I bet a nigger invented the knife on top in the pic below.


    Actually, I kinda like the many unique negroid features found in this knife.

    1) Two blades for the price of one knife
    2) How the f are you supposed to close either blade one handed?
    3) How the f would you open either blade with one or two hands without the little handles welded on (circled in red)?
    4) How are you supposed to cut anything with this thing? Trying to use it to put butter on bread or open a box will clearly end in abject failure.
    5) It's angled in such a way that would prevent you from stabbing anything, and you can't slice anything with it.
    6) The gut hook is cute because the rest of the blade would mangle everything else it touches.
    7) How do I use this thing without stabbing or cutting myself instead of my intended target?
    8) Why does it have two blades?

    I know this might be a controversial comment, but one of my favorite TV shows is 'Forged In Fire,' which is basically a contest show where a bunch of people compete to make the best knives/swords possible. Whitey Ford's example knife (I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and presume that he didn't actually buy it and just took a picture of it) would have failed big time on that show. I'm not a blacksmith (I know we aren't supposed to use the b word, but in this context, it should be okay), but I know fail when I see it.

    In all honesty, I don't think I could make a knife that stupid on purpose. It takes genuine mental retardation to fail that hard. If I were a blacksmith and I made that, I would've buried that thing in my backyard out of shame and then I would have given serious consideration towards learning a new trade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post


    Whitey Ford's example knife (I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and presume that he didn't actually buy it and just took a picture of it) would have failed big time on that show. I'm not a blacksmith (I know we aren't supposed to use the b word, but in this context, it should be okay), but I know fail when I see it.
    I don't own it or even taken the pic of it.
    Somebody posted it as being a ridiculously bad specimen of a 'gas station knife.' Frighteningly enough, I've seen even worse.
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to avoid every nigger you meet.

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    Niggers back in da muddaland did't even have any form of metals before Whites introduced that to them. So why do you think their minds are able to grasp the concept of a knife? They just emulated Whiteys technology (-> cargo cult), and that's why these nigger knifes look like that! Just like the picture Whitey posted! Every human immediately notices that this thing is unusable. Niggers on the other hand probably buy that thing like crazy, because "beeezzz looking cooolzzzz".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Niggers back in da muddaland did't even have any form of metals before Whites introduced that to them. So why do you think their minds are able to grasp the concept of a knife? They just emulated Whiteys technology (-> cargo cult), and that's why these nigger knifes look like that! Just like the picture Whitey posted! Every human immediately notices that this thing is unusable. Niggers on the other hand probably buy that thing like crazy, because "beeezzz looking cooolzzzz".
    They didn't even invent a stick; they copied that from monkeys.

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    I have to be honest though. I would love to see a reality TV where niggers are fighting against themselves with those stupid knives. It would be hilarious and out of this world thing to see.

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    HA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    I have to be honest though. I would love to see a reality TV where niggers are fighting against themselves with those stupid knives. It would be hilarious and out of this world thing to see.
    Haha, I bet everyone here has these kind of fantasies! My favourite show would be the "niggers build Wakanda" version: Niggers get shipped to Apefrica with great fanfare, and we can watch them how they build Wakanda.

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    An example of a knife made by and hopefully, exclusively, for humans: The Buck 120 General, a timeless, practical, aesthetically pleasing classic. An example of a "knife" made by and for dumb as shit niggers? The butt ugly, unusable and dangerous POS above 🤣

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