Homeowner finds dintruder eating his cereal, leaves him hog tied on the road..

[Mushmouth]

A homeowner in rural Glenoma in Lewis County got a big shock Monday morning when he awoke and found a stranger sitting at his kitchen table calmly eating a bowl of cereal. A few minutes later, the stranger found himself hog-tied along the roadside after he tried to flee.

http://www.seattlepi.com/local/komo/...e-11297641.php

Jerald L. Couch, 52, was arrested for residential burglary and booked into the Lewis County Jail.

Breen said the suspect talked about being out in the woods, using a new kind of drug and said he’d been in Florida a few hours earlier. He’s is listed as transient, out of Tampa, Florida.

http://www.lewiscountysirens.com/?p=41312

[Cracka Jack]

Ok. They get an A+ for step 1 and step 2........

[SC Anemia]

The rope is in the wrong place.

[Cat fur allergic]

After taking a shit always bury the turd.