https://www.foxnews.com/us/seven-yea...report-missing
They should have just turned the washer on the spin cycle to launch the sprog into DNS.A 7-year-old Texas boy was found dead inside a washing machine hours after his parents reported him missing Thursday.
The boy, Troy Khoeler, was first reported missing at roughly 6:30 a.m. local time, at which time he had been missing for 2-3 hours. The boy's father was at home during the time window, while his mother is believed to have been working a shift at a nearby hospital, according to the Harris County Sheriff's Office.
Police are still investigating the incident and no charges or arrests have been made, according to Fox 26.