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Senior Trustee
Captain
Originally Posted by
IseDaDiva
An all-Chimper Suicide Hotline.
"Niggers? Thinking about ending it all? Just give us a call 24/7 at 1-800-BAT-WING! We're here to help with your suicide!"
or 1800-GIB-SMUH
Tough on niggers and the causes of niggers !
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Senior Trustee
LT. Colonel
Originally Posted by
Unregistered
Perhaps it would work better if you were a little bit more politically correct: "My fellow black kings and queens from Egypt? Tired of your flying pyramids breaking down and having to fix the cold fusion reactors by yourself because all those filthy humans are so stupid? Sick of wypipo stealing your melanin magic and using it to fly through the air like Superman? Are you sad because BLM Global Network was a massive communist fraud that hilariously exposed to the world just how feral, primitive, and subhuman you things really are? Just give us a call at 1-800-BLK-POWR!
We're here to help you reach your final destination!
Free paper mache batwings will be sent to your relatives (AKA ladies and gentlemen of fecal color) if we can't help you."
We need a whole new "Final Destination" series, with an all-nigger cast finding new and hilarious ways to self-delete.
"Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."
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Senior Administrator
Senior Corrections Officer
Disconnect that hotline. Let them drop.
Niggerloving Joe Biden NOT my president.
"Blacks have no rights which the white man is bound to respect." - US Supreme Court Justice Roger Taney, 1857
Black lives DON'T matter. Never did, and never will.
You can't have law and order and filthy niggers too.
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