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    Oil drillers piss me right off

    I was on a flight last week from Jamacia, Miss Chimpout was scheduled to go one way, Fly back as just a passenger, We got 4 days over there, in a decent hotel, was alright.

    Our flight back. The aircraft was full of paying passengers, so as captain I had to authorise Miss Chimpout to sit in the flight deck. We have a spare seat, First officer and Second officer all like her and we were having a laugh on the flight deck.

    An oil driller is the purser of the flight, it was over there visiting its sows fambly and I refused the upgrade of its sow to first. (Am I really going to let a fat sow sit in first when I'd rather give that seat to Miss Chimpout, First was full regardless. I'd have to force downgrade someone, for a nice human if there was room not a problem, get them upgraded). This purser was upset I never did this, Doesn't understand theres no room and realistically the sow shouldn't be on the aircraft but should be left in Jamacia where it belongs. It said to me I don't like its sow for some reason. (I've never been disrespectful to it because we all know rule 1), is it because "she" is black. I clearly prefer Miss Chimpout for authorising a flightdeck seat for her, I should have said no and put her on the next flight.

    Anyway. I politely tell it to go away, saying I have no beef but its a full flight. I couldn't even upgrade the Queen if she was on board if I wanted to.

    We prepare for our departure. We are delayed so we are laughing and joking and discussing our flight. The purser (I'll refer to as the oil driller moving on) come up to the flight deck annoyed we didn't include it in our chats, was complaining about the delay, because niggers were being niggers in the airport.

    We get on our way, we usually have a tray with drinks brought to the flight deck, The oildriller refused to do this, Miss Chimpout had to go get us drinks from the galley, she didn't mind, she brought us bread and oils too.

    During the flight, our meals don't arrive. I'm like I need to take some exercise. I walk down the aircraft and see the sow with 4 meals, eating like a hippo.

    Anyway, get back to the flight deck, tell the guys whats happening, Miss Chimpout says she will go sort us out, She could only get 3 meals from what was left. So I gave her my meal so she would at least eat.

    At the end of the flight. I'm starving at this point, I always do a walk down of the aircraft because recently airports have forgotten to get wheelchair passengers, the whole crew have gone from the cabin, we find someone onboard. So we sat with her for another hour.

    I reported this oil driller and now hes claiming I hate him because he has a black girlfriend. I'm indifferent He was just a prick but made out I hate him for being an oil driller. Now he is right. I should have offloaded Henrietta Hippo its sow.

    Sorry for the rant just pissed off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpout View Post
    I was on a flight last week from Jamacia, Miss Chimpout was scheduled to go one way, Fly back as just a passenger, We got 4 days over there, in a decent hotel, was alright.

    Our flight back. The aircraft was full of paying passengers, so as captain I had to authorise Miss Chimpout to sit in the flight deck. We have a spare seat, First officer and Second officer all like her and we were having a laugh on the flight deck.

    An oil driller is the purser of the flight, it was over there visiting its sows fambly and I refused the upgrade of its sow to first. (Am I really going to let a fat sow sit in first when I'd rather give that seat to Miss Chimpout, First was full regardless. I'd have to force downgrade someone, for a nice human if there was room not a problem, get them upgraded). This purser was upset I never did this, Doesn't understand theres no room and realistically the sow shouldn't be on the aircraft but should be left in Jamacia where it belongs. It said to me I don't like its sow for some reason. (I've never been disrespectful to it because we all know rule 1), is it because "she" is black. I clearly prefer Miss Chimpout for authorising a flightdeck seat for her, I should have said no and put her on the next flight.

    Anyway. I politely tell it to go away, saying I have no beef but its a full flight. I couldn't even upgrade the Queen if she was on board if I wanted to.

    We prepare for our departure. We are delayed so we are laughing and joking and discussing our flight. The purser (I'll refer to as the oil driller moving on) come up to the flight deck annoyed we didn't include it in our chats, was complaining about the delay, because niggers were being niggers in the airport.

    We get on our way, we usually have a tray with drinks brought to the flight deck, The oildriller refused to do this, Miss Chimpout had to go get us drinks from the galley, she didn't mind, she brought us bread and oils too.

    During the flight, our meals don't arrive. I'm like I need to take some exercise. I walk down the aircraft and see the sow with 4 meals, eating like a hippo.

    Anyway, get back to the flight deck, tell the guys whats happening, Miss Chimpout says she will go sort us out, She could only get 3 meals from what was left. So I gave her my meal so she would at least eat.

    At the end of the flight. I'm starving at this point, I always do a walk down of the aircraft because recently airports have forgotten to get wheelchair passengers, the whole crew have gone from the cabin, we find someone onboard. So we sat with her for another hour.

    I reported this oil driller and now hes claiming I hate him because he has a black girlfriend. I'm indifferent He was just a prick but made out I hate him for being an oil driller. Now he is right. I should have offloaded Henrietta Hippo its sow.

    Sorry for the rant just pissed off
    I don't blame you for the rant!! I HATE niggers on airplanes!!

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    Niggers are the pest, and everyone who enables them, or engages in bestiality has lost his place in human society imho! Your story again shows that oil drillers are just as retarded as niggers are! How is it possible that the purser is unaware that First is fully booked?! Isn't that part of his job description? Did he really demanded that you downgrade someone who paid for a (probably ridiculously expensive) first class ticket, so his sow could take that place instead? Does your company even allow that?? And again, four meals for the sow, and none for the pilot?! Damn nigger coddler, he should have stayed in Jamaica together with his sow!

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    When liberal nigger lovers cant get their way,the first thing they do is throw tha race card!

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    I hate niggers everywhere. I hate them on planes. I hate them on trains. I hate them in cars. They make me insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearman View Post
    I hate niggers everywhere. I hate them on planes. I hate them on trains. I hate them in cars. They make me insane.
    I hate niggers when they’re alive!

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    I hate niggers. And Oil drillers and coal burners just as much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Niggers are the pest, and everyone who enables them, or engages in bestiality has lost his place in human society imho! Your story again shows that oil drillers are just as retarded as niggers are! How is it possible that the purser is unaware that First is fully booked?! Isn't that part of his job description? Did he really demanded that you downgrade someone who paid for a (probably ridiculously expensive) first class ticket, so his sow could take that place instead? Does your company even allow that?? And again, four meals for the sow, and none for the pilot?! Damn nigger coddler, he should have stayed in Jamaica together with his sow!
    Jamaicoon and haiticoon niggers are the WORST!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    Jamaicoon and haiticoon niggers are the WORST!!
    On my list Niggerians and Somalicoons take the top spots. But on the other hand: Every nigger is vile, evil and dangerous, so I am not sure if it's useful to rank them . I hate them all the same!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    On my list Niggerians and Somalicoons take the top spots. But on the other hand: Every nigger is vile, evil and dangerous, so I am not sure if it's useful to rank them . I hate them all the same!
    Great minds THINK alike!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    On my list Niggerians and Somalicoons take the top spots. But on the other hand: Every nigger is vile, evil and dangerous, so I am not sure if it's useful to rank them . I hate them all the same!
    Great minds THINK alike!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    Great minds THINK alike!!
    Sorry about the double post!!

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