Nigerian morality, stupidity and greed

[Odin's balls]

Back in the early 90's I spent some time hanging around in the accounts office of my then employer, trying to chat up one of the cute book keepers.

All of the accountants were human females, with one Nigerian sheboon as the exception to the rule. Let's call her 'Mary'.

One morning Mary came storming into the office, late as always, bitching and moaning because her oil driller fiance (a lawyer) had asked her to run a very important errand.

She was asked to go and meet one of her fiancé's clients at the local rail station and collect a package, which would require a signature on receipt.
What had Mary riled up was that she was not to open the package under any circumstances.

Around lunchtime, Mary took off to the rail station and returned with the package. An A4 size expanding manilla envelope, which looked to be about 2" thick.
We took these to be legal documents or such like.

About five minutes of whining about not being allowed to open the package later, Mary decides that if her fiance loved her, he wouldn't mind if she took a look inside.

The rest of the females in the office, being the motherly, sensible types reprimand Mary for the breech of trust and tell her to put the package in her bag and wait until her fiance comes and picks her up around 16:00.
Where he had promised her a few drinks and a nice meal for her help

Suddenly, there is an almighty, spine chilling shriek from Mary's direction. She has opened the envelope and there is a pile of cash laid out on her desk. £10k in cash to be precise.

Now, to give you an idea of how much £10k was in the early 90's, you could buy a two bed apartment in a nice part of town for £30k. Or to put it another way, it was my entire years take home wage. In short, it was a LOT of money.

Within the blink of an eye, Mary has scooped the cash off the desk, shoved it into her bag and taken off out the door with the speed of a Cheetah in full flight.

She returned to the office around late afternoon, Laden with bags from Versace, Gucci, Chanel and Liberty. Much to the horror of the other accountants. I still remember the mumsiest accountant's response: "Oh, good god Mary. What have you done"?

Well, what Mary had done was about £4,000 in designer clothes and shoes as her reward for picking up the package. Or as she saw it 'her cut'.

Shortly after Mary's return, her fiance arrived to pick her up for dinner and drinks. On viewing the designer brand shopping bags and the now very much open and tattered envelope, his face turned a quite concerning colour of grey.

What came next, we could only hear part of, Mary's part mostly. Irate Nigerians are LOUD!

'I CAN' T TAKE IT BACK, I'M WEARING IT'!

'YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SLAVE! YOU SHOULD BUY ME NICE THINGS'!

'I BOUGHT YOU THE VERSACE SHIRT BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE IT'!

(At the time, you could buy 10 identicle shirts from a high street store for the same money)

'NOW YOU HAVE UPSET ME! I WANTED TO LOOK GOOD FOR DINNER TONIGHT'!

'THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GETTING ME TO PICK UP THE PACKAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE'!

Turns out that Mary only took about half of the stuff back and the shortfall had to be covered from her fiancé's savings account. It wasn't his money, it belonged to his firm.

A few months later, Mary just upped and disappeared one day. Specifically, the day the auditors arrived.

Turns out there was some creative accounting going on in Mary's section and quite a bit of money had gone missing.

Mary was last seen getting on a flight bound for Lagos and to the best of my knowledge hasn't been seen since.


The moral of this story is: Never, ever trust Nigerians.

Never give Nigerians access to money in any form.

Nigerians will find a way, no matter how surreal to make all of their problems someone else's problems. Usually at full volume.

Nigerians only think of themselves first and everyone else gets to deal with the fallout of their greed and stupidity.

I never managed to get into the knickers of the cute book keeper either. Gutted.

[Chimpwhipper]

Never trust niggers, oil drillers, coal chutes, or anybody who sides with them.

[IseDaDiva]

Typical of what niggers do when they come into a sum of cash. They blow it all on "Looks at MUH!" junk.

[Celticgirl]

Never trust niggers, oil drillers, coal chutes, or anybody who sides with them.

Exactly. He is an idiot for trusting her and being with her in the first place. Reminds me of Robert DeNiro.

[Kagman]

Exactly. He is an idiot for trusting her and being with her in the first place. Reminds me of Robert DeNiro.

Did I miss something with DeNiro?? Did his sow walk with his cash, get seeded by some radiator hose??? I've watched that liberal cuck with disgust. I'd love nothing more than to here his pet goosed him

[Celticgirl]

Did I miss something with DeNiro?? Did his sow walk with his cash, get seeded by some radiator hose??? I've watched that liberal cuck with disgust. I'd love nothing more than to here his pet goosed him

I believe she did. Took him for alot. He still has to work in crappy movies because of all the money he lost to her.

[Kagman]

I believe she did. Took him for alot. He still has to work in crappy movies because of all the money he lost to her.

Just like the fat, disgusting sow, above, DiNero's monkey has a runaway spending problem.... I can only hope the oil-drilling loser POS finds himself pan-handling outside of some subway station. It would serve him right for befouling himself with such filth.

https://pagesix.com/2021/04/16/de-ni...cey-lifestyle/


Just get a look at this horse-nostrilled, boot lipped sow ...

[haywood]

Never trust niggers, oil drillers, coal chutes, or anybody who sides with them.

SOLID advice!!

[Anastasia]

Through talking to my father's work colleagues I've learned a few things about Nigerians over the years.

The level of corruption in Nigeria is so high that it's literally off the scale. Clickbait articles will tell you that such-and-such Latin American country is the "most corrupt" in the world, but that's only because Nigeria (and many other African coontries) have levels of corruption that essentially can't be measured.

Not only that, Nigeria is corrupt even by African standards. Even other African niggers don't want to do business with Nigerians.

Actually doing any kind of business in Nigeria is near impossible for Westerners both from the corruption and the physical danger. Typically, the only business Westerners do there is oil-related because that's the only thing valuable enough to make it "worth it" in their eyes. Armed security is mandatory any time boots are on Nigerian soil. Many of the guards are exceptionally well-trained, well-paid European mercenaries.

On flights from the U.S. or Europe to Nigeria (which only exist because of the oil industry), flight crew are not allowed to leave their hotels on Nigerian layovers, and have armed security escorting them between hotel and airport.

Mary was last seen getting on a flight bound for Lagos and to the best of my knowledge hasn't been seen since.

The only useful thing she ever did.

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Through talking to my father's work colleagues I've learned a few things about Nigerians over the years.

The level of corruption in Nigeria is so high that it's literally off the scale. Clickbait articles will tell you that such-and-such Latin American country is the "most corrupt" in the world, but that's only because Nigeria (and many other African coontries) have levels of corruption that essentially can't be measured.

Not only that, Nigeria is corrupt even by African standards. Even other African niggers don't want to do business with Nigerians.

Of course I don't know for sure, but my guess is that it would be easily possible to measure the corruption, but that they simply lack any form of working governmental resources that would be able/willing to do that. Probably they don't even see it as corruption. By the way, most of the scam emails seem to come from Niggeria as well.
That said, most western political parties & NGOs are coming pretty close to that level of corruption (e.g. in Germany: Social Democrats & Green Party, Syriza in Greece...)

[Jim Crow]

I place all the fault on the driller for being such an idiot. Niggers are expected to act that way. Only a fool would expect anything less.

[Tar Remover]

Through talking to my father's work colleagues I've learned a few things about Nigerians over the years.

The level of corruption in Nigeria is so high that it's literally off the scale. Clickbait articles will tell you that such-and-such Latin American country is the "most corrupt" in the world, but that's only because Nigeria (and many other African coontries) have levels of corruption that essentially can't be measured.

Not only that, Nigeria is corrupt even by African standards. Even other African niggers don't want to do business with Nigerians.

Actually doing any kind of business in Nigeria is near impossible for Westerners both from the corruption and the physical danger. Typically, the only business Westerners do there is oil-related because that's the only thing valuable enough to make it "worth it" in their eyes. Armed security is mandatory any time boots are on Nigerian soil. Many of the guards are exceptionally well-trained, well-paid European mercenaries.

On flights from the U.S. or Europe to Nigeria (which only exist because of the oil industry), flight crew are not allowed to leave their hotels on Nigerian layovers, and have armed security escorting them between hotel and airport.



The only useful thing she ever did.

I firmly believe that the only business that should be done in Africa is nuclear......

[Kagman]

Great story and eminently believable. My only question would be what nigger has the ability to handle quantitative tasks? I guess in all natural populations there are outliers and this must have been one of them .

I've never heard of or seen a nigger CPA. They simply do not pack the intellectual gear to handle such complex quantitative work. They are also scheming, thieving and lying filth incapable of being trusted.

In all the quantitative courses I've taken, and I've taken a shit-load, I've never seen a nigger enrolled in a calculus class, chemistry or physics, and the like (after freshman year - and to be sure, few pass those)... They all come in cock-sure squealing 'Iz be a engineser' based on their scam Regents scores and 400 point gibs they got on their SAT's... By Sophomore year, virtually ALL find themselves taking 'Biznus Ahmin' only for many, if not most, to drop out of those as well. Niggers simply don't pack the gear intellectually or morally to have anything to do with money.

[IseDaDiva]

Great story and eminently believable. My only question would be what nigger has the ability to handle quantitative tasks? I guess in all natural populations there are outliers and this must have been one of them .

I've never heard of or seen a nigger CPA. They simply do not pack the intellectual gear to handle such complex quantitative work. They are also scheming, thieving and lying filth incapable of being trusted.

In all the quantitative courses I've taken, and I've taken a shit-load, I've never seen a nigger enrolled in a calculus class, chemistry or physics, and the like (after freshman year - and to be sure, few pass those)... They all come in cock-sure squealing 'Iz be a engineser' based on their scam Regents scores and 400 point gibs they got on their SAT's... By Sophomore year, virtually ALL find themselves taking 'Biznus Ahmin' only for many, if not most, to drop out of those as well. Niggers simply don't pack the gear intellectually or morally to have anything to do with money.

Troof. Niggers are like children. They think a "whole bunch of money" as in 20, 1$ bills, is more than one, 50$ bill.

[Kagman]

Troof. Niggers are like children. They think a "whole bunch of money" as in 20, 1$ bills, is more than one, 50$ bill.

So very very true... The whole concept of 'Flash Cash'' Big thick stacks, regardless of denomination are considered impressive.


FUNNY FUNNY story. On the island where I spent 10+ years, Asian developers were buying up 55 year leases on waterfront land for resorts. this, back in the late '80's. They offered one family during discussions 'half a million dollars'... The only thing the DumbPhuks heard was 'half' and focused on that... 'NO DEAL' they said.... Later, the developers offered 'five hundred thousand dollars' and they then jumped on the deal. Here, they heard '500' Now that's a big number!!! They had NO understanding of even basic counting.... Although I have no way to confirm that actually happened, I did hear that story quite a few times... Ahh what the hell, the Island was Saipan...

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

So very very true... The whole concept of 'Flash Cash'' Big thick stacks, regardless of denomination are considered impressive.


FUNNY FUNNY story. On the island where I spent 10+ years, Asian developers were buying up 55 year leases on waterfront land for resorts. this, back in the late '80's. They offered one family during discussions 'half a million dollars'... The only thing the DumbPhuks heard was 'half' and focused on that... 'NO DEAL' they said.... Later, the developers offered 'five hundred thousand dollars' and they then jumped on the deal. Here, they heard '500' Now that's a big number!!! They had NO understanding of even basic counting.... Although I have no way to confirm that actually happened, I did hear that story quite a few times... Ahh what the hell, the Island was Saipan...

Gorgeous story! The "NO understanding of even basic counting" reminds me of the old "Morality and Abstract Thinking – How Africans may differ from Westerners" article: https://halcyoninitiative.wordpress....rom-amren-com/

[Kagman]

Gorgeous story! The "NO understanding of even basic counting" reminds me of the old "Morality and Abstract Thinking – How Africans may differ from Westerners" article: https://halcyoninitiative.wordpress....rom-amren-com/

I bookmarked this article... Brilliant. Thanks.


More importantly, Google is burying articles like this and the only way to call them up is by almost repeating the article's title word for word... Google 'Black Abstract Thinking' and nothing comes up except how wonderful niggers are.... There must be armies of people wearing dresses - replete with 5 O'Clock shadows, who spend their entire days identifying and memory-holing articles like this at Google offices.


It would be great if we could start a library, of sorts, of scholarly articles like this...

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Great story and eminently believable. My only question would be what nigger has the ability to handle quantitative tasks? I guess in all natural populations there are outliers and this must have been one of them.

You are absolutely right! There exists even a theory for that concept, unfortunately I know neither the name nor the author. (I am not a sociologist ) Essentially it claims that every society lives way above its average intellectual abilities, but by the standards the top ~2% of the population can archive. These few "superbrains" create/invent everything, and the rest of the population just needs to be able to understand their achievements so that they are able to maintain and service it. To me at least that makes perfectly sense: How many people in the western world would be able to do the math for e.g. a nuclear power plant, particle accelerator, semiconductor photolithography systems..., and yet here we are. In nigger countries they did not even have two story buildings, metal,... before whitey arrived. And, as Zimbabwe, Haiti, Southafrica, Detroit shows, they can't maintain it.

[Kagman]

You are absolutely right! There exists even a theory for that concept, unfortunately I know neither the name nor the author. (I am not a sociologist ) Essentially it claims that every society lives way above its average intellectual abilities, but by the standards the top ~2% of the population can archive. These few "superbrains" create/invent everything, and the rest of the population just needs to be able to understand their achievements so that they are able to maintain and service it. To me at least that makes perfectly sense: How many people in the western world would be able to do the math for e.g. a nuclear power plant, particle accelerator, semiconductor photolithography systems..., and yet here we are. In nigger countries they did not even have two story buildings, metal,... before whitey arrived. And, as Zimbabwe, Haiti, Southafrica, Detroit shows, they can't maintain it.

Thanks for that... interesting theory... And you are absolutely correct about Zimbabwe, Haiti, South africa, Detroit - Which means by this guy's hypothisis, niggers ARE NOT human as they CANNOT maintain what the 2% are able to provide...

More proof... and from some sorry-assed, liberal Sociologist

[Socialism_is_terrorism]

Thanks for that... interesting theory... And you are absolutely correct about Zimbabwe, Haiti, South africa, Detroit - Which means by this guy's hypothisis, niggers ARE NOT human as they CANNOT maintain what the 2% are able to provide...

More proof... and from some sorry-assed, liberal Sociologist

I am pretty sure the Sociologist never thought about what his theory tells us about niggers , because, let's be honest, Sociology, that is not even remotely close to something I'd consider science.
What I had in mind though: You were wondering "what nigger has the ability to handle quantitative tasks? I guess in all natural populations there are outliers and this must have been one of them.", hence my suggestion was that that sheboon probably is one of the top 2% of her race. So if their top 2% are "able to count" (and let's be honest, there is no way on earth she was good on that job), that says a lot about the average nigger: They can maintain a Zimbabwe style civilization, no more. Western world has to get rid of them as fast as possible!