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    Sir Pimps Alot must have mixed up Easter and St. Patricks Day.

    So im in this Kroger in my city day before Easter. Just picking up a few things, nothing special. Expect this to be a in and out trip. Half way through my shopping i notice the Lucky Charms nigger. It had on a teal green suit and tie, teal green shoes, a white mens dress coat, and a white fedora hat with a big green feather sticking out of the top. I walked past him and did a double take. My first thought, this nigger is heading to get him some booze. I spin around and follow him, sure enough he hit the alcohol section.Loaded up his shopping cart with various forms of nigger drank. My next thought, this nigger has got to be driving a green car. No other way about it. I kinda keep a eye on him as he goes up front and checks out.Im in the other lane, get done shortly before he does. Sure enough, he gets in a older Chrysler sedan of some kind, maybe a 300. This car appeared to have been repainted in once again a teal green color. Gold wheels of course. If it werent for the fact of the shitty paint job and a nigger driving it the car probably would have looked nice. I really regret not trying to get a pic of that creature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buck Simian View Post
    So im in this Kroger in my city day before Easter. Just picking up a few things, nothing special. Expect this to be a in and out trip. Half way through my shopping i notice the Lucky Charms nigger. It had on a teal green suit and tie, teal green shoes, a white mens dress coat, and a white fedora hat with a big green feather sticking out of the top. I walked past him and did a double take. My first thought, this nigger is heading to get him some booze. I spin around and follow him, sure enough he hit the alcohol section.Loaded up his shopping cart with various forms of nigger drank. My next thought, this nigger has got to be driving a green car. No other way about it. I kinda keep a eye on him as he goes up front and checks out.Im in the other lane, get done shortly before he does. Sure enough, he gets in a older Chrysler sedan of some kind, maybe a 300. This car appeared to have been repainted in once again a teal green color. Gold wheels of course. If it werent for the fact of the shitty paint job and a nigger driving it the car probably would have looked nice. I really regret not trying to get a pic of that creature.
    You should have followed him. That's the Lepre-Coon.
    He would have taken you to his pot-o-jenkum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    You should have followed him. That's the Lepre-Coon.
    He would have taken you to his pot-o-jenkum.
    Atlanta niggers know all about Leprechauns, lol.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ

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    It's the Easter Nigger, Charlie Brown!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray Cizzums View Post
    You should have followed him. That's the Lepre-Coon.
    He would have taken you to his pot-o-jenkum.

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    The Lepre-coon. "Weze be Irish n' sheeit."

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    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Fuckin' nigger monkey clown....... And they aren't the LEAST bit embarrassed, no, not at all. As if this idiocy is normal anywhere......

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    The Lepre-coon. "Weze be Irish n' sheeit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espantoon View Post
    Atlanta niggers know all about Leprechauns, lol.

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    thank you! I just went there and trolled the fuck out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    thank you! I just went there and trolled the fuck out of it.
    "Coulda been a crackhead got hold of the wrong stuff!" A reasonable assumption indeed. If my memory is correct, there was a story not too long ago about a felon nigger that climbed a tree and refused to come down for awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espantoon View Post
    "Coulda been a crackhead got hold of the wrong stuff!" A reasonable assumption indeed. If my memory is correct, there was a story not too long ago about a felon nigger that climbed a tree and refused to come down for awhile.
    He felt QUITE at home, up there.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espantoon View Post
    "Coulda been a crackhead got hold of the wrong stuff!" A reasonable assumption indeed. If my memory is correct, there was a story not too long ago about a felon nigger that climbed a tree and refused to come down for awhile.

    Yes! I remember that! The buck would stay in the tree for up to 48hrs whenever it committed crimes.

    Neighbors told cops that the nigger has often hidden in that tree, according to sources
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    "Give niggers positions of responsibility and power to prove "they are just like us!" and results will always be the same - muh dik and disaster for humans."

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    Quote Originally Posted by IseDaDiva View Post
    Yes! I remember that! The buck would stay in the tree for up to 48hrs whenever it committed crimes.



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    NATURALLY! It's the sub-ape's natural habitat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tar Remover View Post
    NATURALLY! It's the sub-ape's natural habitat.
    Cuz dey beez brachiating through the trees n' SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    Cuz dey beez brachiating through the trees n' SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Espantoon View Post
    Atlanta niggers know all about Leprechauns, lol.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1ljOcl39PQ

    Leprechaun lost in the hood. Pretty funny. Of course they want to know where the gibs (pot o gold) is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celticgirl View Post
    Leprechaun lost in the hood. Pretty funny. Of course they want to know where the gibs (pot o gold) is.
    Found it. The lepercoon is inside, high on crack and guarding it's treasure.
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