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    X employee cannot log in to network

    A nigger intern just got fired. The next morning, it called up for support as reported by the support team at the company I work for.
    The paid intern was doing inappropriate things on the computer it was issued. I know what you are going to ask. Why did they hire a nigger to begin with? You know the answer to that.
    The chimp left a message late at night and the called again in the morning.
    Now, what makes you think you can get back in if you were fired for doing inappropriate things?
    At least we had a blast replaying the voicemail over and over again.
    The poor humans had to endure krap noise all that time.
    The good news is that the ape wasn't there long.

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    Niggers aren't very bright, ARE they........

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    Voicemail:"Bix nood jabber jabber ook ook sumbitch muhfugga racist!"

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    If playing the nigger's whiny message is considered good entertainment, then it sounds like your workplace has a lot of sensible, reasonable people who know the TRUTH about the negro ape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimpwhipper View Post
    Voicemail:"Bix nood jabber jabber ook ook sumbitch muhfugga racist!"
    Did you ever watch one of the videos where people make these AI assistants (alexa, isiri) talk to each other in circles? Wouldn't it be gorgeous if one had a similar AI thing that responds to bix nood with the same ebonics nonsense blubber?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Did you ever watch one of the videos where people make these AI assistants (alexa, isiri) talk to each other in circles? Wouldn't it be gorgeous if one had a similar AI thing that responds to bix nood with the same ebonics nonsense blubber?
    That would be AWESOME entertainment!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood View Post
    That would be AWESOME entertainment!!
    Haha, that was the thinking behind the idea. And humans wouldn't get bothered by niggers at the phone any more, they'd just need to press the "nigger alert" button at the phone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialism_is_terrorism View Post
    Haha, that was the thinking behind the idea. And humans wouldn't get bothered by niggers at the phone any more, they'd just need to press the "nigger alert" button at the phone.
    Works for me!!

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