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    Big Mike Masturbates In A Backyard, Shits On A Chair, Tries To Sell Candy While Naked.

    Another story with multiple elements, that just would NOT make sense until you mentioned that a nigger was involved.

    Police were dispatched to the 700 block of 17th Avenue on Tuesday night on a report that Michael Morgan, 37, of Middletown, was naked and offering people candy.

    Morgan was found stumbling and trying to keep his pants up, the report said. He smelled of alcohol, urine and feces, police said.

    Neighbors told police that Morgan was masturbating in the back yard, staring at individuals and was acting “odd,” the report said. He then defecated on a chair at the rear of a home on 17th Avenue and was trying to sell candy to people, the report said.
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    Have they determined where it stole the candy?

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    Have they determined where it stole the candy?
    Those weren't malted milk balls.

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    More proof that niggers are a somewhat less evolved, more primitive form of monkey. And that nigger's picture is avatar-worthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rape Ape View Post
    And that nigger's picture is avatar-worthy.
    It looks like that dead nigger Jimi Hendrix, doesn't it? But that nigger has been good for over 40 years...

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    He smelled of alcohol, urine and feces, police said.
    So basically it just smelled like a typical nigger.
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    Whenever you see a nigger doing crazy stuff while it's naked: PCP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallo View Post
    Whenever you see a nigger doing crazy stuff while it's naked: PCP.
    Not always. Sometimes it's bath salts or ecstasy. Sometime it's just a retarded nigger.

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    Another (somewhat) local nigger to me. Just let me catch a nigger taking a shit in my back yard-he will have to deal with two constantly hungry huskies and a rabid Chihuahua.

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    Jerking his gherkin and trying to pass off the jizz as fresh pulled pud taffy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zagnut View Post
    Jerking his gherkin and trying to pass off the jizz as fresh pulled pud taffy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Koolaid Hair View Post
    Not always. Sometimes it's bath salts or ecstasy. Sometime it's just a retarded nigger.

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    I say just T.N.B.

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