AAHHHHHH your gonna love the Cook County Slammer. They've got all the bologna sammiches and dik you could ever hope for.


Oh and the best part, the down-low axed for some time before jail and the judge said 'no can do' and they hauled him straight from court to the jail. I bet he'll have some non-fiction stories to tell in about 150 days.



When Smollett returned to Cook County court on Thursday – after much back-and-forth by his defense team and prosecutors over four hours – he was sentenced to thirty months felony probation, restitution to the city of Chicago in the amount of $120,106, a fine of $25,000, and 150 days in the Cook County Jail.

Asked if he wanted to take the stand prior to his sentencing, "No your honor I don’t want to say anything. Thank you."
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