This crazy, cross-eyed machete wielding robbery DERP! nigger Demetrick would make a great avatar

[Whitey Ford]

Fla. Man Hospitalized After Stranger Allegedly Attacks Him with Machete, Bites His Face and Robs Him

A Florida man was taken into custody Saturday after he allegedly attacked a man with a machete before biting and robbing him.

Demetrick Sanders, 45, is facing attempted felony murder and armed robbery with a deadly weapon charges in connection with the Jan. 22 attack.

According to a police affidavit obtained by PEOPLE, the victim was standing outside a supermarket in Miami's West Little River neighborhood around 8:30 a.m. waiting for a ride to work when Sanders allegedly approached him.

Sanders allegedly demanded money and when the victim refused, he beat him with a broomstick.

"When the victim began to defend himself, [Sanders] quickly produced a machete from his waistband area, and began to strike the victim throughout the body," the police affidavit states. "[Sanders] also bit the victim in the face."

After the attack, Sanders allegedly robbed him of cash and a cellphone and then ran off.

https://people.com/crime/florida-man...uring-robbery/

[I aint bin dun did dat!]

Dat be La’Machete

[Ray Cizzums]

That is some google-eyed retard nigger. He might have independent hemispherical vision, like Lori Lightfoot,
and certain lizard species. They are able to follow insects flying around their head, two at a time.
Such evolutionary offshoots of the negroid should be confined to the African continent, where they could
be safely studied, and eradicated if necessary.

[IseDaDiva]

That is some google-eyed retard nigger. He might have independent hemispherical vision, like Lori Lightfoot,
and certain lizard species. They are able to follow insects flying around their head, two at a time.
Such evolutionary offshoots of the negroid should be confined to the African continent, where they could
be safely studied, and eradicated if necessary.

*Disclaimer: No disrespeck is meant towards chameleons*

[Ray Cizzums]

*Disclaimer: No disrespeck is meant towards chameleons*

That's either a lizard, or Lori Lightfoot at the St. Patrick's day parade.
Either way, the flies were on guard...